Go for a walk

[RinAldrin]

F-22 is like Hellsing Abridged Alucard. The most terrifying thing he can say is "I'm going for a walk"

[Rotorhead]

"I just wanna go for a walk...."

Old barroom fight wisdom. It's not the arrogant, loud-mouthed, jerk you should fear. It's the quiet guy, sitting all alone in the corner.

[realcokejam]

An F22 being calm is like a Drill Sergeant being calm.

A Drill Sergeant is scary AF when calm.

[TheSlimCognito]

F22 has that toddler effect. When they are loud and obnoxious, you know things are fine, but when they are quiet, you are immediately worried.

[WyvernsBlade]

Remember, the best way to restrain the Raptor is to let him watch Adventure Time on a 70-inch plasma widescreen TV.

[makinwaves]

When crazy goes quiet.... RUN!
"You guys should go home now." gets me every time 😂

[MildlyOCD]

There's very few things more terrifying than a calm man's wrath or an wrathful man's calmness.

[TakoyaKyono]

The Kid takes walks. VERY enthusiastic walks.

[BigTexJ]

The Zumwalt's first captain was actually named James Kirk. If you ever do a Zumwalt character, it has to be a William Shatner impression.

[octavigoose]

"Other air defenders, we're just going to leave that alone." Banger line. I like being on the side that *under*states its capabilities. Still out here speaking (relatively) softly and carrying a (really really) big stick, they just don't realize that our stick is so big that we whisper louder than they scream.

[positron]

Why do I get the feeling that USS Carney is one can of spinach away from making Operation Praying Mantis look like a block party?

[CJBerdomas]

When hope is gone, undo this lock, and set me forth, on a moonlit walk. Release restrain

[texpelt]

"I'm going for a Walk" -F22 and Alucard (HSUA, TeamFourStar)

The scariest line to those who know.

[irrelEvant]

The look of sheer terror when 22 said he “just wants to go on a walk” is priceless 😂😂

[EnderMalcolm]

The F-22 is the definition of "Good men don't need rules. Today isn't the day to find out why I have so many." said in a very calm, very cold voice, without so much a hint of a "Nailed that line" behind the deadpan gaze.

Likewise, he also feels like Dumbledore when angry. No screaming or shouting, no outward rage. Just a cold fire in the eyes.

[Boop__Doop]

"when he's a nutcase he hasn't figured out exactly what he needs to do,
When he's calm he has figured out exactly what he is GOING to do"

[ianyoder]

To quote the best abridged series on the internet:
"Fuck it! Alucard. Go for a walk."

[TheLooterArmy]

Hey HLC, just wanted you to know that in the past few months I was able to show some of your shorts to my Dad (both of us former Navy) and it was one of the few times I was able to share a laugh with him since he'd begun his final fight with cancer. He left us on April 3rd. Now everytime I see your content (and that of the FatElectrician) I am reminded of those happy moments with my Dad, laughing together as Grandpa Buff is talking shit.

[murdocnichols]

Ok show of hands, how many others immediately thought of Hellsing Abridged?

[OddlyIncredible]

"Fuck it, dropping the formalities. Alucard! _Go for a walk._ "

_::Alucard unlocks his internal restraints and goes mode zero...::_