29 Minutes of Tom Segura

Enjoy 29 minutes of Tom Segura jokes.


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[forrest]

One of the best and most realistically relatable comedians there is

[shaan]

Best Japanese comic in the game right now.

[Mellowcanuck]

"Some people suck."

Can't argue with it. You must accept it because truth is undeniable. Masterful play.

[jojoerasmusnt]

You don't often see Japanese comics go mainstream. Hats off to you, Segura-san.

[e.wwwwww]

"You don't burden other people with your real-world problems during a courteous exchange!" probably most factual and positive statement I've seen from a comedian

[GeminiJu]

Segura Is Hands Down My Favorite Japanese Comedian.

[ZeranZeran]

"Will you be eating in your car?"
"Yeah, I bet you will"

PICK IT UP

[billyray]

I've heard all of these, but watching them is so much funnier, his body language is the best part

[ericmarshall]

His impression of a baby sounds like the noise your phone makes when it vibrates on the table.

[MonkeDLuffy]

The baby in the movie theatre bit cracks me up. I saw Tom in Indianapolis for the "I'm coming everywhere" Tour and someone brought a baby into the theatre. Tom's reaction was fucking priceless when he noticed.

[averageenjoyer]

Tom is BY FAR the most consistently hilarious comedian. Theres never a clip that doesn't have my face hurting from laughing

[-dopeland-]

I listened to his bit about the bank lobby guy the other day and the very next day, I went to the bank and I was standing behind this dude in line. People moved up, he didn’t. Teller said he’ll help the next customer, and the guy looked up and said “oh I’m just waiting”
Idk wtf was going on hahaha

[Kid_Ying]

"Do you drive to work or does somebody drop you off?" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard because we've all worked with that person. I'm also realizing that Tom is a perfect mirror of my sense of humor.

[bmjake]

Tom Segura is one of the best story tellers of all time. I should know, I’ve been listening to stories for like 93 years.

[jusdrew]

Being a comedian this funny makes the crowd sound like a sitcom

[reemal-hadhood]

Wasn't expecting to laugh 😅😆 this was my first time seeing this guy and I didn't stop laughing from the minute he started speaking 😂🤣

[charleybetts]

"Either make it Quiet, or GET IT OUT!"

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[xBLiiDz]

I'm so proud of him. He's been doing comedy for 87 years.

[user]

Seen these bits 100 times each, still watched it all and laughed the entire time

[epsilonsolves]

Tom’s by far my favorite comedian. Even him acting in movies has me dying😂