Tom Segura's Craziest Stand-Up Stories

Tom has seen some sh*t. (And done some sh*t too.) Enjoy 15 minutes of pure Tom Segura standup and also don't try any of this stuff at home. Tom Segura's Ball Hog and Disgraceful are now streaming only on Netflix.

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[ashketchup]

One of the greatest comedians of this era.

[tylerpaulson]

Tom always delivers the "What the fuck" like a damn maestro

[arkeag]

Honestly one of the funniest comedians. And just by telling casual shit.
Wish he had more stuff on Netflix.

[.colorado]

“Where we goin? ‘Chill out’ alright cool” so true back in the day

[Angel-ghms]

Why do I feel like the dude from the bank looked like Hannibal Buress

[sabrinaalexander]

That's The down side of asking someone in passing "how you doing?" some people will REALLY tell you their WHOLE life story.

[patrickh]

"did you drive here, or did somebody drop you off?"
most accurate description of my life...

[KokoRicky]

Easily one of the best comedians in the business, and really in the history of comedy. Amazing storyteller and presence.

[yourtalentexpert]

“Daddy used to get in the car with strangers.”
True. True.

[thisanitthat]

" Is that boy or girl ?
" Do you see any other cars out there junior " 😂

[RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

*You see any other cars in that parking lot junior??* 👆👆👆

[caseycasper]

I wish I could be more like Tom. I want to remember all his jokes so I can socialize.

[simong]

Don't ask a german: "How are you doing?" In german culture you'll get to know how that person is doing. Otherways wish a good morning, but dont ask questions if you are not interested in the answer. THAT's rude ;-) (in german culture)

[eccojamsvol.]

im pissing myself laughing, cant believe ive never heard of this dude

[travismiller]

He is one of the best stand ups of our era, hands down. He has an amazing podcast as well

[obigboss]

“Inside, paralysis, but what I said was, that’s what’s up” classic 😂

[taylorgallion]

hello sir, how is the stock market today. damn tom is funny. him and bill burr keep hope alive man.

[MaxPower-zwgo]

As bouncer myself... I’ve had that happen more then once and yes, none of the security will go near that. We get the waitress to handle it 😂. And yes the girl stays, they guy goes🤷‍♂️

[Becky_Cal]

How have I never heard of this comedian?!! He’s brilliant. Love him 😆

[soupxv]

I’ve herd these story’s several different times and they never get old