420 Minutes of Weed Jokes

Enjoy 420 minutes of weed jokes ... err, actually, we mean 11 minutes. These Mary Jane stories from Dave Chappelle, Tom Segura, Eric Andre, Bert Kreischer and Jack Whitehall will automatically give you a contact high.

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[rillo]

First time i got my mom high she just looked at me and said "is this how you feel all the time?!" And i just smiled and said "yes mom" and she said "no wonder your always so happy."

[bigboybaggins]

Convinced my mom to smoke a year ago. We smoked and she was like “I don’t feel anything”. I go to the store and when I come back she is laughing hysterically and dancing in the kitchen. I go to my room for 10 minutes and then decide to look into her room and she is snoring on the bed with her hand in a bag of chips.

[kristiknapp]

My mom smoked pot for the first time on her 64th birthday. She didn't like it. Now she is 73 and eats weed cookies and uses the THC balm and everything. She's so innocent, she's even a group leader for Celebrate Recovery teens. She no longer sees it as a "bad drug". <3 I love it.

[samhigdon]

My dad smoked for the first time when he was 60 all he did was sit in the corner for an hour saying this is all right man 😂 "edit" it's been 10 months I never thought I would still be getting comments and over 4k likes, not complaining but this shit surprised me 😂😂

[patriaciasmith]

Psilocybin saved my life. I was addicted to heroin for 15 years and after Psilocybin treatment I will be 3 years clean in September. I have zero cravings. This is something that truly needs to be more broadly used in addiction treatment.

[stoneymcgee]

My mom ate one of my homemade brownies on accident. She had damn near the entire thing gone before I could make it to the kitchen to stop her. 30 minutes in I could hear her upstairs laughing. I went up to check on her & her little eyes were so red they looked like they were bleeding. So I went out to the kitchen debating if I should stay home or get out of there. Suddenly I heard my dad ask her what the hell she was talking about and my mom laughing uncontrollably. That was my cue to leave. The next morning my mom woke me up asking WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THOSE BROWNIES I FELT REALLY DRUNK & EVERYTIME I CLOSED MY EYES I FLOATED TO THE CELLING. we have never spoke of it again

[arthurspivey]

I haven't smoked any weed that had me so high I believe 420 minutes of anything fits into a video that's less than 12 minutes.

[SlimeGPT]

Late to the party. I'm fuckin smoked out. Anyway, I got absolutely torched with my mother in October of 1997. Kind of a sad story. She was dying of cancer, and I was 13. We sat in her car, and she lit up a 4 gram blunt. One of my favorite moments.

[sarahharris]

I smoked with my mother once a few years back. I'm a long term toker, her not so much. She got a major attack of the giggles and it was so damn funny I couldn't help it I got them too. Good times lol.😂😂

[giancarlocrumps]

Man when i started smoking weed the scariest part was going to buy it lol.

[hadderhs]

That last one was priceless!!! The guy and his wife were just like 😯😯 😂😂😂

[Alfazri]

I swear me and my friend developed telepathy when we first smoke weed, it's a wild ride, we can understand each other without communicating.

[Nuggernaut]

If this video was 7 minutes long, it would be 420 seconds. Oh well, at least we get more weed jokes 😁

[akishaparker]

I introduced my mom to weed, and now she is more of a pot head than I am.

Weed has brought our family together. My mom now has a munchie section in the pantry and we just talk about random deep stuff or dance.

I went to buy weed last week and the cashier is like “you just missed your mom”. It was the first time I had ever been in there, but clearly not hers😂

[jayreynoso]

Lmao my brother and I smoked with our mom for the first time and she wanted to cook us food, so she pulled out the hamburger meat (still frozen) right haha, she put the cast iron skillet on the stove (without being on) adds the hamburger meat and is standing at the stove now moving it back and forth assuming she’s “cooking” so roughly a half hour 45 mins goes by we kept smoking and we went inside to check on her of course right, we tell her, Hey mom, whatcha cooking. Oh, hey kids I’m cooking some hamburger meat to make y’all lunch, now at this point we’re so high we’re trying not laugh or burst out into laughter keep in mind the meat was still frozen and the stove was still off, so we tell her hey ma you know the stoves been off for the last 45 mins of you “cooking” right but you been standing her for 45 mins now lmfao
She started laughing so hard she couldn’t breath for anything 😂🤣

But me and brother ending up cooking lunch for ourselves she was so high lmao

[TheProgGuy]

Honestly, I'm surprised this wasn't just an 11 minutes and 44 second compilation of Pete Davidson

[balthazarthefirst]

That owl story had me crashing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[santeri]

Jack just redefined caught in the act.

[MistaBallistic]

I remember my dad caught me smoking and the next day we smoked a joint together. And it’s been like that ever since 😂

[grease]

"You trying to get a sack" 🤣🤣🤣