'I Absolutely Ruin Hotel Rooms' 😂 TOM SEGURA #shorts

Tom Segura: Completely Normal (2014)

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[Drewler]

Old Tom, looks like they Deepfaked new Tom's face on Burt's body.

[SauceySandwich]

Imagine being the night manager watching this and knowing he's in your hotel

[ThumbsTup]

"Honey, is there already supposed to be cream on our complimentary cookies?"

[GutsEnthusiast]

That's equal amounts of evil and genius🫠

Not the curtains....

[ellmo]

Im watching this while in my hotel room right now and i now dont know how to feel

[kurtkabein]

next time I'm in a hotel I'll attach a mousetrap on curtains

[jimmyv]

I had my phone on full volume around my mom and both of my siblings (under ten) when i open YouTube and out come "and i always wipe my ball"

[mikelong]

Old Tom was actually funny, new Tom is that guy who just signed up at a gym and has to tell everyone.

[ryanburchette]

That’s probably why these hotels have the curtains with the stick so you don’t have to touch them 😂😂

[Matelot]

This is why I always open curtains from the very top in hotel rooms.

[Canvas]

Think about his logic “argh they never change these curtains, gonna rub my genitals on them” “okay.. so if they never change them.. what are you rubbing on your balls?“

[raulacevedo-esteves]

I'm not touching an hotel ice bucket again.

[brainwars]

This man should be locked up for crimes against humanity 😅

[sunnysideup]

That's a whole new level of NASTY to be aware of when traveling....🤢🤢🤢

[ShadyRecords-nz]

The short which made me quit Hospitality forever.

[slapslappinson]

saw this when it aired, stayed at a ton of hotels since and every time i touch the curtains i have to go wash my hands

[jamesdizzle]

im sorry but tom seguras stand up has gotten to a brandon schuab level

[destinygarcia]

And this is why I clean everything before I bring anything in.

[akadenzearmstrong]

Thanks for reminding me to take a bottle of disinfectant spray next time I go to a hotel 😂

[zojamus]

All fun and games until someone else does it in the same room before him