Steven Seagal Is Out Of His Mind | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | 'Completely Normal' on Netflix

Tom Segura talks about one of the most insane celebrities in the world: Steven Seagal. Watch the full stand up comedy special “Completely Normal” on Netflix.

[slowmotionfirefight]

Steven Seagal knows Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and at least 20 other dangerous words.

[George-kduz]

I met Steven Seagal once and he told me it was the best experience of my life

[wanderinghistorian]

I could listen to this guy dunk on Seagal all day.

[tonybleau]

Seagal is literally the funniest guy of all-time without trying whatsoever.

[DaveGamesVT]

The last Steven Seagal movie I saw was an in-flight movie, and people still walked out.

[bmjake]

Tom Segura is one of the best story tellers of all time. I should know, I’ve been listening to stories for 73 years.

[ILoveWeapons]

I love how Tom's impression of Steven Seagal's broken Spanish translated is: "Hello, a lot of cheese" LMFAO 🤣😂😂😂😂

[discingaround]

Steven is the best actor since the 1880s. He literally never stops acting. Acting like he knows martial arts, directing, geopolitical situations, music and so much more. Seagal just can’t lose or die, or stand up. What an exceptional man.

[joshualowry]

Seagal is an expert in so many things because he was born at such a young age.

[SirJonMan]

I can confirm everything he said is accurate. I've been on the internet for 34 years

[GinsuSher]

You know what's crazier? He made movies that people people paid to watch where he fights while sitting down. The guy is a genius.

[squarepickle]

The fact that Anderson Silva calls Steven Seagal his sensei and Seagal has 100% bought into it for over 10 years without being in on the joke whatsoever tells you everything you need to know about Steven Seagal.

[JoePhillips]

Steven Seagal: "That's the best script I've ever read."
Rob Schneider: "Who wrote it."
Steven Seagal: "I did."
Funniest story I heard about the guy.

[mancebo]

I totally burst out laughing with the "Hola... Mucho queso..." bit. Brilliant!

[thatkaiju]

5:26 "If somebody throws a punch just block it like that" No lie I lost FULL CONTROL of my octaves and facial muscles at that point!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[jamesmason]

I honestly could listen to him talk about Steven Segal for an hour.

[dwayneelizondomountaindewh]

Steven can't help being an expert, he's been an expert for 87 years.

[ZERO_]

Steven Segal is a expert in comedy, hes been doing it for 80 years

[IImrxII]

😂 the last Steven seagal movie I saw he literally did the whole movie sitting down 🤦‍♂️ including the fight scenes 😂

[saltedllama]

Steven Seagal arranged for an interview, for himself, upon Brandon Lee's death. He proceeded to tell a camera crew that the folks on the set of the movie Brandon was filming called him before they called any medical professionals when the accident happened... and then told him he was amazing (while calling him 'master') for "somehow knowing" the gun had real bullets loaded. Seriously, go watch the interview. It wasn't about the tragedy of the situation, or an ode to Brandon, or condolences for the Lee family; nope...just to talk about how amazing he himself is.

He once claimed Van Damme was a "champion of nothing." Despite JCVD's known 19-2 record in full-contact tournaments prior to breaking into movies (both losses of which, he avenged). Van Damme then challenged Seagal to an MMA style fight in response to those comments, or at least one in the fashion of professional kickboxing with gloves and headgear. Steven declined.

People used to say that the black-and-white footage of Seagal at an Aikido dojo in Japan was proof of his greatness, because these old Japanese guys were bowing to him. Except...it's a requirement in that martial art and in that culture to bow to anyone who is a teacher. Seagal only "earned" the title because he married the daughter of a guy who was the owner of the dojo, not because he was a great student.

Steven Seagal is a legend in his own mind.