Why I Don’t Have Kids: Let’s Make a Mess

From foam parties to food coloring, Ellen’s fans have some hilarious kids!

[therealpixie]

The absolute funniest "kid gets the tampon" story is my nephew.  When he was about four, he brought one to my sister and asked what it was.  She told him, "That's mommy's.  Put it up" but my brother in law decided it was a good time for "a talk".  After what he thought was his perfectly clear explanation, my nephew asked incredulously, "You mean she puts it up her nose?!"  My brother-in-law replied, "That's mommy's.  Go put it up."

[CookingLessonsforDad]

I keep the chocolate chips on the top shelf too so I don't eat them. Now I know how to get them!

[isaacvines]

"One does not just watch one Ellen video."

[cassidysinger]

The kid with the food coloring reminded me if me and my sister. When we were little, we got into the paint and put it all over each other's faces haha

[lupenunez]

Having kids is not easy, but are the most important part of my life 😊😊

[Star_Jewel]

"Mom, these crayons don't work." Lol

[A_neill]

1:12 "Mom these crayons won't work" Omg dead 😂😂😂
Edit:Woah thx for 110 likes!!

[iiaestheticii]

IM SO EARLY THAT THE COMMENTS ARENT DISABLED

[jetw]

🤣🤣🤣 second shelf is where they keep the buns!

[havefaith]

I was addicted to the first part of the to see her dance, I don't really watch her show, I just loved that part.

[dimanya]

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[MandaGeminiLoneWolf]

My daughter did that with the eggs. But she added some cans of pop too. Another time she smeared velvita cheese on my sectional couch.. *fun times*

[kimwar]

And I don't need notifications cause I'm always on YouTube

[backstreetboyz]

Why I don't have kids

Me : IM A FRICKEN CHILD

[lillyturner]

Me: 1:25 OMG Thats well that's just

Little sister: Why is he wearing fuzzy panties

Me:😳

[tanujchauhan]

wen eating chocolate chips is more important than to wear pants..life lessons..lov those kids😘😘

[litagacer]

Baby Her Pirates Than Eat It!! Hahahaha 😂😂😂 0:51

[jcampton]

Is it me or does ellen look small in those massive seats

[RamyaNarendran]

i send photos.. but you don't show them on the show Ellen.. 😞

[puffpoff]

When I was younger my mom left me alone in my room for a few minutes and when I came back my whole bookshelf was covered in stickers