Why I Don’t Have Kids: Make Your Mark

Ellen’s viewers sent her some laugh-out-loud new reasons why she doesn’t have kids.

[dahmanberoba]

Last kid was like "i'm screwed"

[GreenFalcon]

A 4 year old did that to her computer? My 4 year old wouldn't dare do that. The parents must be soft as hell.

[maysmr]

Dear Ellen

I know you probably don't like long, boring letters or whatever but I would like to say how happy you make me and my baby sister was in hospital and when I started watching you it brought me joy and all that sort of happiness.

I m know your problems not going to pin or heart or even read this but I don't care it would just get me happy to let others see 😊

Lots of love lily

[freshlydonut]

did ellen forgot to close the comment section 😂😂😂😂

[shrinkquit]

Great message --- if you don't plan on supervising toddlers and babies, DON'T have children! These parents are lucky only messes were made. Usually when you don't supervise toddlers and babies, the kids get hurt or worse! And yeah, I love my four kids and when I screw up, I don't blame them like the people who handed in these videos.

[ashleypayette]

Wait 'til they're teenagers; that's when all the REAL trouble starts

[corysims]

Laughing because a condom commercial came on before the video 😂

[chinsvlogs]

"you don't know what happened?" "..i don't know" 🤣

[goldenghxst]

And people say puppies are messier than children.

[mamarylinlove]

Who's stupid enough to leave 2 toddlers alone for 7 minutes?! If you have ONE toddler, you can leave him alone maybe 30seconds at the most. With TWO, no more than 15 seconds LOL

[samyttv]

Hey random ppl scrolling through these comments hope u have an amazing 😉 bless day

[harnis]

If will have kids one day, I would never allow to be left unattended like this! This is example of BAD parenting!

[poyot]

kid is the gift from god, we should take care of them with love and guide them to the truth, thats why every family should have time for family, .. 🙂

[CoachMai]

There should be an “Ellen babysits” segment

[anonymous]

'Kids are the jewels of every house'
sure

[lilliannaomi]

Parent hack : once kids are born get rid of all permanent markers

[drrichard]

there will be a time in your life were you will need them

[MargueriteFairProductions]

I never left my kids alone for long periods of time. I made sure I could see them at all times when they were babies and toddlers. I never had to deal with super messes!

[Kristen_]

Each of these are prefaced by “I left my toddler alone for x amount of time”. WTF? Be happy that a mess is all that happened. Don’t leave small children alone.

[stephaniek.]

I’ll never understand how a parent could leave their little one unattended long enough to make such a mess?! I mean what if a fatal accident occurred? I’d never forgive myself! 😧