The WORST Marriage Candidates in Stardew Valley

I'm only capable of telling the truth.

[Emlga]

I was 100% prepared to hear him say Shane, and this is coming from someone who marries that guy like 4 out of 5 playthroughs

[FaceRollinOvO]

Sounds like she rejected u at the flower festival lmao

[alicekravets]

Not gonna stand up for this Penny slander, the woman is one of the key workers in Pelican town, breadwinner in her household, and all around reads like a young adult, not a teenager living in mama's basement. Also one of the only characters you can marry whose goals actually include marriage and children (as opposed to like 5 others who aspire to have a career in the city) You keep my wife's name out of your mouth

[DazzlingNishi]

WHY DID THIS START SO WHOLESOME AND THEN PUNCH ME IN THE GUTS WITH HATING ON THE MOST TRAUMATIZED GIRL IN THE VALLEY

[rsotuyo]

I remember marrying Emily and latter doing the Clint social line, it was pretty awkward helping someone ask out my wife.

[SomeSeagulls]

“Keep my wife’s name out your f*cking mouth!” - Will Smith

[Nightmare-kkje]

I'd have to say my husband Harvey, he still charges me money when i die in the mines and pass out. like bro what calm down 😭😭😭😭

[halosoot-ji]

first time i played Stardew i saw Abigail and dedicated my life to her

[RickLeeofAtlanta]

Penny out there with an alcoholic mom who yells at her and mooches off of her, living in the only house in Stardew valley that has wheels and the girl still gets up every day trying to help other people's kids. Y'all go on somewhere else with all that.

[atypicalzero]

come for my Penny like that. She don’t ever water my plants but damn does that woman try. Always there with a hot meal and some peak interior design

[andrewbegay]

I was felt penny was the “canon” choice because the farmer is so involved in helping her life improve(new house, finds her mom a job, even her heart events are more involved)

[dabestorkposta]

Krobus is the true candidate, for Krobus is immune to marriage slander

[dustymightmeme]

I marry everyone to see their 14 heart cutscene and then after that I permanently marry krobus

[abdulalhazred]

Linus is the absolute standard. No one in Stardew Valley loves so tenderly.

[patbloom]

One time i finally got the mermaids pendant and i was like "im gonna give this to emily" and i saw penny so i went to talk to her before i give emily the mermaids pendant and i accidently gave it to penny

[soap]

Penny is like the only source of education in the whole town

[serbia_aviation]

me, who's married to Penny (for real): AYO WTF

[psychronia]

And then there's me, who married Penny in my first playthrough, started a new save to try marrying a different girl...only for Penny to win me over again.

[totothepotato]

Number 3. Harvey
Pov: ur HUSBAND is a doctor and STILL makes u pay when he heals u

[dorileondame]

If we are talking about the worst partners here, I surely have to mention my husband Alex. Not only he doesn't work, he has the audicity to ask money from me for a surprise and calls me over to see the surprise in the saloon and I go with excitement thinking at least it must be something romantic and find out that he turned the room in the saloon a football sunday place with my money smh