Breaking Up with All Bachelors and Bachelorettes - Stardew Valley

[Me-iowg]

newcomer in town: hey who's that?
Bachelors and bachelorettes: oh that's the town bastard

[MaddyBlu]

Imagine how awkward it would be living in a tiny town where like half the population are your exes.

[fakename]

Damn she really dumped Penny in front of the kids lmfaoo that's cold

[中村みちよ-qb]

everyone was either prideful or really hurt, then there's Elliot: *gets sad in cursive*

[samthesamuel]

new person in town "wow that farmer is cute"

everyone: "no, just, no"

[skeevantas]

Lol Sam "something smells good, like pizza...wait, what?!"

[MichellaneousMe]

My boy Alex finally stopped putting gel in his hair and you decided to call it quits with him

[sarahschabert]

ok but imagine all the people you broke up with all go to the same place to cry their eyes out then one of the NPCS ask what’s wrong and they all say “the farmer broke up with me” then they cry more because you cheated on them

[WooperGamerYT]

-Starts romantic relation ship with almost every one in the valley.
-Breaks up with everyone while riding a horse with a party hat.
-Refuses to elaborate.

[sweetwea]

The way Haley’s eyes gloss over before ultimately putting that block on her feelings once again.

[fraguess]

you really went into abigail's bed to break up with her huh

[breep]

“It wouldn’t make sense to give this to Jas”

[timmccarthy]

Friendship ended with *all bachelors and bachelorettes*

Now *Robin* is my best friend

[ArbitraryEverything]

You know you have a problem when you're mass producing the wilted bouquet.
Also, can we just appreciate how Pierre gives zero sh*ts when you buy twelve bouquets while you're dating his daughter.

[bijoukaiba]

3:13 I don't know if this was intentional or not - and I realize all NPCs do this if you block their path too long - but Emily brushing past the farmer and hurrying away was PAINFUL.

[TheChaticartist]

Could you imagine someone breaking up with you. Then getting on their horse (THAT WEARS A PARTY HAT) and galloping away😭🤣🤣

[zaggity]

Pls dont be sick Harvey you’re literally the only town doctor😭😭

[JustinY.]

Jesus christ you literally woke Abigail up just to tell her you're breaking up with her

[aru]

Literally swooping in Abigail's bed just to give her the wilted bouquet has me laughing more than it should

[evamae]

As someone who is married to Shane and would die for him him saying “I’ll see you at the saloon” makes me want to pass away