I Found the Worst Stardew Spouse Tier List

No hate to the guy who wrote this article, but this is even worse than the last one I reviewed LOL.

Edited By: Zengane

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[romeocelestial]

the way the author calls the bachelorettes' trauma baggage and it's a negative, but the bachelor's baggage makes them interesting literally feels like the "when youre so misogynistic youre just gay" 😭😭😭

[alexp.]

The two steps to falling in love
1. Be employed
2. Have no BAGGAGE

[bforblitz]

Remember kids: if the girl has issues that’s bad, but if the guy has issues that’s good

[elliebeee]

"Stop with the baggage, you sound like a TSA employee" made me laugh more than it probably should've

[cartoonsoundeffect]

God forbid a woman in an abusive relationship escapes said abusive

[curiosity_killed_the_batt]

I feel like this list was like
When women have trauma 🤬
When men have trauma 🧍
When women don't have trauma and submit to being your housewife no questions asked 😍

[CherriHoney]

dude shane has the most baggage in my opinion- alcohol problems, self harm, depression. and YET hes a "great spouse" BECAUSE OF HIS BAGGAGE after they just explained Leah is trash because of her baggage. TF?

(edit: lol i know ppl dont like this but MOM IM FAMOUS)

[seanathanbeanathan]

The author decided to make their misogyny everybody's problem 🙄
Can't stand when people hate Pam for being an alcoholic then fawn over Shane.

[_-peachybee-_]

i think the main reason on why emily's story line and hearth event dont have an ounce of romance in it is purely because she wasnt even supposed to be a romancable character which is funny

[Ariplaygames]

IMAGINE thinking Leah has the most baggage when there is A LITERAL ALCOHOLIC for grabs. Also Kel definitely wrote this article lol or at least someone who has a problem with their ex cause they were actually abussive to their ex lol

[EluneAnzu]

Honestly a minute and a half in and I'm already laughing at the article. "Leah has the most baggage of all the marriage candidates" can't wait to hear what they have to say about shane, a character who has heart events about how he's an alcoholic and one of the heart events is literally the player walking up to him drunk wondering if there's any reason to not un-alive himself off a cliff, yeah Leah's the one with the baggage issues.

[fleacythesheepgirl]

My only problem with Maru is her hair sucks compared to the earlier versions of her.

Like imagine how cute her nurse outfit would look with that natural hair.

Otherwise S tier.

[davidci]

I've said it once and I'll say it again, this article was so bad it made me want to marry Leah out of spite despite me being gay

[finn_tin]

This guy's rankings have a sort of... should i say misogynistic vibe? Like the guys that have bagage hes ok with unless its Harvey in which case he says its because he isn't brave enough. And all of the girls that have baggaged he complained about. Especially since his number one is Emily and his main reasoning being "she has no baggage and will do what you want to" which is so weird.

So according to him its only ok to have baggage if you're a dude who is a "wimp".

[jacksmythe]

4:28 Its a thing in medical ethics you're not supposed to date your patients due to the potiental abuse of the power imbalance. You're not a regular patient of his though outside of emergency care and as the only doctor in town he doesn't really have the option to have someone else take over care to avoid the issue, so it's a very grey area imo.

[SarahScharnweberAuthor]

This guy's fav character is Clint, I guarantee it.

[its_just_seb]

i can smell the misogyny off the writer of this article. if women have problems that's BAGGAGE, but if men have (worse) problems, that's an opportunity to grow and bond uwu

[cloudyvulpine]

No bc why does everyone hate Elliot, he's so sweet and caring especially when you get to know him. Plus he's one of the few spouses who actually keep following their dreams and carrers so I dont feel guilty about marrying him

[bundasarts]

The take is basically: If you're male, having baggage and trauma makes you interesting and your woman is supposed to work around it and help you overcome your issues. But if you're female, you should not have any drama or baggage because that's just a burden on your man and you should be there to support him, not the other way around.

[lukehoffman]

literally seems like his criteria is “how good of an option is this person for an arranged marriage with my kid” - it only matters how inoffensive and financially stable they are 😂