stardew valley bachelor tier list!!

tier list for stardew bachelors!

[gofriskyourself-truepacife]

I really like Alex's route when playing as a guy and hate him when playing as a female character. A large part of the reason I like Alex's route on the male character is his Grandpa, who is initially homophobic but comes around when he sees how happy you make his Grandson.

[kittyplayz]

Also Sam and Elliot’s dreams actually come when you get to their fourteen heart scenes, Sam starts making music for kids shows and Elliot goes on a tour for his incredibly successful book!

[WolfOfMassDeath]

I pick Shane because I too am a Burned-out poultry fanatic and former alcoholic. I saw him and said "literally me"

[mars]

people always ask “why does Harvey charge so much when we’re married” and not “wow how much mental trauma am I inducing to Harvey despite him repeatedly telling me how worried he gets?”

[victoriahewitt]

So happy to see Elliot get some love!!

[AnonExistence]

You've officially Gained my trust and dedication to your channel based on how you Just rated Elliot. I LOVE YOU ALREADY

[sevennnz]

finally someone who gets me with sam 👏

[DragonsHeirs]

I love Sebastian so much mostly because i am him. In the sense that i burn in the sun and love my bed more then anything. And the fact that i am slightly emo too

[NoBeatlemaniac]

Your my new favorite stardew player with that Elliot rating😂

[rowan]

Joke’s on you; I keep going after Shane because we _both_ have crippling mental illness.

1. I empathize with him.
2. He makes me feel less alone.
3. Helping him recover gives me a glimmer of hope for myself.

[yorrix_]

I genuinely think that Elliot is the best looking guy in stardew valley

[maltodextrins]

I MAY HAVE A BAD CASE OF I-CAN-FIX-HIM-ITIS BUT IS THAT ILLEGAL 🥺

[bigsigh]

Im so confused as to why people dont like Harvey for charging you for recieving medical care after your married? Like, you cant do that in real life, why expect it in Stardew?

[_shuga_]

The reason I love Shane and simp for him is because I relate to him way to much and want to talk care of him the way I wanted to :'3

[Mika]

I only married Shane because he's one of the few people who have a birthday before the first ever Flower Dance. He also has the easiest loved gift. I also like his story, I don't care if he changes or not I've fed him like 17 beers

[smb]

Harvey is the tier beyond S. A grown man with a good career, who’s shouldered the disappointments of life in a positive, healthy way while remaining kind and optimistic. He’s responsible, will speak the truth in a calm, firm way, and is overall just a sweetheart.

He’s an incredibly caring and devoted husband, who’s just so affectionate and happy to be with you. And the career goals and interests line up, with you both having a life happily content in the same town without one person giving up their dream or career (and thinking they’re okay with it) because they’re in the honeymoon stage of the relationship.

He’s a good person. Literally a bundle of green flags.

People read to much into the game mechanic that you’ve still got to have a player penalty for passing out.

[MaleMc_]

With my daddy issues I'm avoiding Shane like the plaque

[memecat]

I marry Shane because he likes chickens

[RockCyborg]

I love these videos so much its really helped me get back into Stardew Valley ❤
5k like right here

[emma_nutella]

I always chose Sebastian because he just like me fr (crippling anxiety, neglected and outcast of his family, and stays in his little cave all day)