Things I HATE & LOVE about the Stardew Valley Bachelors!!

things i hate and love about the stardew valley bachelors!!! all just for fun :)

[twisspwiss]

One thing about Sebastian !!!! Once you marry him he actually quits which is very wholesome and that’s something I really love about his character as well :33

[thebunnycat]

Eliott goes on tour one week a year and this sweet sweet man SENDS YOU A LOVE LETTER EVERY DAY THAT HE'S GONE.

[owl-lover]

Krobus is not there because he is perfect

[slenderslayer]

To be fair, Alex is actually trying not to be brain dead and learning is just something he struggles with.

[bugbear]

the thing to hate about Sebastian is how much of a pain it can be to get him to 2 hearts. I can't enter his room and on the rare occasion he leaves before I get there I can't find him, so I just have to stand outside his door with sashimi or a frozen tear like a stalker. LEAVE YOUR ROOM YOU GREMLIN

[missmoonysweetluna]

Here's my theory: Harvey charges so he doesn't get sued for medical malpractice due to favoring his spouse as a patient!

[creeperboom]

The only bad thing about Sebastian is that it's hard to make friends with him until you get to 2 hearts because he's almost always in his room

[megantheestalin]

i’m hearing no downsides for alex. if a hot jock unironically asks me what 2 times 5 is my pants are already off

[MenacetoSociety]

I will not stand for this Elliott slander
Reminder that Elliott only kisses you on his ten heart event, which is AFTER you give him a bouquet and you become an item! Elliott is a GOOD MAN and a GOOD HUSBAND and can you tell who I married

[laylajanka]

The actual worst thing about shane is his redemption arc is a lie. He quits drinking and starts living, but when you marry him he still goes to the bar and loves beer. It should change his loved item to joja cola or something instead of beer.

[JadeAnnabelArt]

Elliot, takes you on a date, asks permission to kiss you.... and you call him a creep.

[SmallSinger]

I don’t think elliot is a creep.. you only get the boat 10 heart cutscene if you’re dating him, and all spouses kiss you in their 10 heart cutscene! But i agree that he comes off as very pretentious in his early scenes 😅

[purplegwendalion]

THIS IS THE 2ND TIME SHE HAS INSULTED MY FAV SPOUSE FIRST EMILY NOW SHANE GIRL YOU ARE TARGETING MEEEE😭

[PocoLoco]

😂 I saw Harvey once and I was like "You're a freaking nerd.. I love you". I kept saying nerd like I hate him but bring in coffee for him every morning I could. I do genuinely like him 😊 he screams green flag for me.

[justsomeaeroacefurry]

My favorite thing about shane is that throughout your relationship, you get to see him stop with his alcohol addiction just to make you happy

I love the character arc he goes through in the relationship, it's so wholesome

[Potato-Cherry-Jerry]

Elliott isn't really a creep on the boat especially since you're already dating him, also he asks if you okay which is really sweet GOSH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. And you CANNOT say that him inviting you to drink with him is creep behavior.

[idkkkk]

The worst thing about Harvey is that he is so boring that I either forget he is romanceable or that he even exists most of the time.

[jincaydenfabre]

One thing i like about sebastian is always takes care of the children and he really make sure he puts them on bed unless there an event like the winter fest or the flower and he's cute also he likes it when i'm scared

[_trash_possum_]

I don't know if it's from Stardew Valley Expanded mod or it was in the original game, but there is a blue vase on a small table in Sebastian's room in Robin's house. If you click on it you it will be described that it smells like burned grass or something
So yeah, Sebastian is a stoner and has a literal bongo in his room

[GoblinOfClumsyDirt]

Elliot isnt a creep hes a romantic :( dont date romantics if ya don’t want that sweet lil boat ride w them in the middle of the ocean where u could be murdered without anyone ever knowing