Dumb Lawyer Quotes IRL but in Ace Attorney 2

Yet again said by real people, all in one glorious case.

[Chessete]

A number of people have been asking if there are full court transcripts of each case which the answer is no. The sources only take snippets of these different cases and put those along with other snippets. Most but not all of these are from sites who took these transcripts from Steven D. Price and Charles M. Sevilla who were lawyers and wrote books recording these silly things said in real court recordings. You can find the case names in those books but I highly doubt you will find the case transcripts from just the names online. Thanks for watching!

[demonman]

"If I wasn't under oath, I would have returned the compliment."
We just witnessed a brutal murder in the court room.

[errorsyntaxwontworth]

“I would return the compliment if I wasn’t under oath.” Is such an Ace Attorney line. I would be surprised if it wasn’t in the game.

[christopheredwards]

I love the way Nick is just "Now's my time to shine" and then proceeds to be stupid at the speed of light.

[charleskimball]

“Doctor, are you absolutely positive the victim you examined is dead?”
“ We’ll, I suppose it’s possible he’s alive and practicing law somewhere.”

[IMeanIt]

"was that the same nose you broke as a child" sounds like a normal ace attorney twist

[ihatehandleswtf]

And they say Ace attorney is unrealistic

[coraobear]

"Doctor, do you recall the time you examined the body?"
"The autopsy started around 8PM."
"And he was dead at the time?"
"If not, he was dead by the time I finished"

*This is concerning and hilarious at the same time*

[RandomNulls]

I just love how everyone in the room besides iris has the combined IQ of the temperature of the room

[elijahdage]

Ace attorney, but the lawyers haven't slept in several days

[FusionArmorX]

"You forgot? How can you forget? Give us an example of something you forgot!"
This sounds like it wouldn't be out of place in an actual Ace Attorney game.

[dracoerrarus]

“I could see his head.”
“And where was his head?”
“Just above his shoulders?”

Me, an Ace Attorney pro: “HOLD IT! How do you know he has shoulders?”

[mrbuffwoopmusic]

Reminds me of:
"Dude we have the same name"
"Really, what's your name?"

Same energy.

[Unknown-kqmg]

I'm surprised that Edgeworth didn't update the autopsy.

[miked]

1:46 requires its own homicide trial holy shit

[Spoon]

0:33 My dad actually knew the guy that said this! It was the witness, and when asked when the stairs went down the Witness said, "They go up too" And the lawyer didn't know what to do

[cradleofchaos]

"you forgot? How can you forget? Give us an example of something you forgot!" Is literally just an ace attorney investigations line.

[cyber_dragon_]

"All your responses from now on must be oral, okay?
What school did you go to?"
*"Oral."*

[genuineinterest]

I LOVE that there's no explicit transition between each excerpt and it really looks like they're all just shouting increasingly awful questions at poor Iris who is in despair while Klavier takes it and dishes it back out

[ducky]

“He’s 20 much like your IQ”
THERE’S NO COMING BACK FROM THAT ONE.