Dumb Lawyer Quotes IRL but in Ace Attorney

These are things said by real people. Think before you object.

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[ivayia]

“ace attorney is not accurate court” bro not even real court is accurate court

[frogmonger]

"Yes, it is possible he could be alive, and is practicing law."

GOD DAMN

[lorddingusmcfurguson]

Apollo is the kind of stupid that drags you down the his level and insists you fight him there.

[robertanderson]

A couple of these sound like the joke answers in actual Ace Attorney games. That does not bode well for these lawyers.

[ClaireSamuelsVA]

I guess these lawyers weren’t blessed with the magical lawyer super power of Basic Logic.

[drawnwithlove]

I thought AA was exaggerated but turns out it is completely accurate

[hershelwidget]

*These have become ten times funnier now that they're in AA style*

[skyjackal]

I can't help but feel the addition of music would make this a lot funnier. Like putting the cornered theme whenever they ask their ridiculous questions as if they've solved the whole case.

[hayleeh]

“And your son, the 20 year old... how old is he?”
“He’s 20, much like your IQ.”

[linguine]

"Did he kill you?"

"Yes."
*acends to heaven*

[ironickomedakin]

Layton's little 'oh' after hearing the victim survived the like he just walked into the trial with no clue it was a trial.

[TheGreatBackUpVIDEOS]

The first one just had "But did you die tho?" vibes

[vicenteisaaclopezvaldez]

When you know most lawyers pull all-nighters arranging information it all starts making sense.

[bargrosnintendogames]

Proving that someone from an autopsy is actually alive sounds like something that would actually happen in and Ace Attourney game lmao

[Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

*Apollo:* "But how many were actually dead?"
*The Doctor:* "They were all dead..."
*Edgeworth:* _tut tuts in updated autopsy report_

[warthogvanguard]

What you don’t know is that some of these questions, while dumb on the surface, can be psychological

[SymbiontUVPlays]

"Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
"no"

[bnuyuywabbit]

Dear God that doctor is so good he had me in stitches

[-Raylight]

*_"Yes, it is possible that be could have been alive and practicing law"_*
_OOF_
I think that lawyer need to apply cold water to the burned area xD