10 Dumb Quotes From Courtrooms But They’re In Objection.lol

Phoenix Wright: Ace Brainless Lawyer

There will not be a part 2. I just made this for fun :)

[RagingWolftheGamer]

Number 5 is definitely a conversation you'd get from pressing the witness in-game.

[helio]

number 10 really said "have you ever had a dream that"

[phemsee]

Number 5 felt like an actual AA quote if you press the witness on an obviously wrong/dumb statement just to see what would happen.

[ianroscablu]

Number 11: "Are you not-not not-not not-not not-not not-not guilty?"
"Yes?"
"Your Honor, I rest my case."

[ohcadin]

Everyone talkin' about how great #5 was, but I do gotta admit that while not as funny, #7 was also great and also to me just sounds like a line in Ace Attorney already.

[ayyylmao]

"Did he kill you?"
"Sadly, yes. But I lived!"

[JokerCrowe]

"If I weren't under oath I'd return the compliment"

[realkingofantarctica]

"It was Number 5. Number 5 roasted my brother."

[phari]

The fact that if I saw this without context I would immediately believe they're from the actual games and not even think twice about it

[YorgosHimself]

Mia was so bewildered by the question she literally got a new sprite.

[leirbag]

Reality truly beats fiction. If you put these in a story, it would be considered too dumb to be true, lol. You can't make this shit up.

[matrixphijr]

I love the “All responses must be oral” for so many reasons.
1. It’s exactly how I think and what I would do.
2. The attorney asks the second question after receiving the response to the first.
3. What other kind of response could there be to ‘What school did you attend?’ that isn’t spoken? Flashing numbers with your fingers? Tapping morse code on the stand?

[kevinwessels]

He said "I have to kill you because you can identify me!"

Did he kill you?

What my response would have been: "Your honor, permission to lie under oath."

[forkalamari]

You should have used the one where it was like “So, how was your marriage terminated?” “By death.” “Whose death?”

[gabby]

Tbf I think most of these questions are meant to test the sanity of the witness, but I’m not sure

[christiancasaverdepertica]

I think I finally deciphered number 10. "When he went (either to the station or an undisclosed location), if you and her had joined him, excluding restraints on her, would he have brought you and her with him to the station?"

[sarcasticfury]

Number 5 definitely belongs on trial because that doctor committed a murder

[sparkthedog]

Number 7 feels like an actual line from an Ace Attorney game

[KC_Garcia]

"You forgot? How can you forget? Give us an example of something you forgot!"

[catriziacat]

there's no way that Desiree should be 'susan', Ron would never cheat on her!!!