Dumb Lawyer Quotes IRL but in Ace Attorney 7

The second season of courtroom stupidity is here.

Outro song done by:

-CASES-
0:00 Intro
0:27 Mark Arnold, Bakersfield
0:55 Steve Cron, Santa Monica
1:11 Carl Hancock, San Diego
1:46 Michael Chaney, Los Angeles
1:58 Thomas C. Carter, Alexandria, VA
2:14 John Aquilina, Riverside
2:35 Harry L. Jacobs, Merced
2:44 Dog Wager, Los Angeles
3:26 Jeremy Warren, San Diego
3:46 Delgado Smith, Texarkana, TX
4:04 John Scuck, Palo Alto
4:33 Don Levine, San Diego
5:09 Michael D Chaney, Los Angeles
5:23 Kevin McCoy, Anchorage, AL
5:46 Paul Potter, Pasadena
7:42 Delgado Smith (Again), Texarkana, TX
8:14 J. Frank McCabe, San Francisco
8:40 Bruce Cormicle, Riverside
8:48 Howard Price, Beverly Hills
8:58 Jack Campbell, Vista
9:31 George Schraer, San Diego
10:02 Uh oh
11:21 ???

[rdworldofficer]

The song part needs to be a separate video.

[Mysticshade]

"Are you telling the truth?"
"That is irrelevant!"
ye this fits on AA alright

[theogravity]

I like how the judge got super offended over mayo on a hot dog

[Wecoc]

I have a biology degree and I can assure with authority and with a lot of confidence that a parrot may be, indeed, an animal.

[OrigamiAhsoka]

“Are you telling the truth?”
“That’s irrelevant”

*politics*

[charlieraaa]

The fact someone stated a parrot is not an animal in a court of law is hilarious.

[tyfmgem]

"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."
-Mark Twain

[thylacocoalthy]

Carl Hancock, San Diego summarised: "Is that a sawed-off shotgun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

[kikiretzorg]

“I’m the guy who did it.”
In Ace Attorney world, this means “witness.”

[SFUTH]

"Ladies and gentlemen, we will now take probably eighteen of you and have you killed at random and seated in this jury box."

God I'd like to know the context for that.

[hogusbogus]

I weirdly believe that Edgeworth canonically puts mayo on his hotdogs

[jxezukq]

“Is a parrot an animal” to “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger”

[connorperrett]

"The court reporter indicated that I was going a little too fast and asked me to reread my argument. So I'll start from the beginning, if I may."
Absolute power move.

[ForestX]

I lost it at the bit with the felon saying he'll become a lawyer instead of a physician.

[ichamsakkar]

Phoenix: "Did you have mayonnaise with your hot dog?"
Edgeworth: "...yes"
Judge: *"G U I L T Y"*

[timothymclean]

5:46: This one actually sounds like a player's attempt at finding a contradiction in a witness's testimony. Except over something so semantic that I can't imagine how it would be plot-relevant.

[markymark]

Theres no way they sang the song in a real court case i can't believe it

[aggressivelymediocre]

More excited for this than the actual Ace Attorney 7 at this point.

[MWR]

I feel that the more I read these up, the more I believe the notion that all of Ace Attorney's cases have actually happened in real life and the games are supposed to make them look more reasonable.

[isjor]

Adachi is a villain whose demands are incredibly reasonable