Dumb Lawyer Quotes IRL but in Ace Attorney 5

As real as it gets.

-Cases-

0:00 Opening
0:28 "The Envelope Please"
1:10 "Exciting Dialogue"
1:46 "Direction Expert"
2:17 "Coke Expert"
2:37 "Jet Stream"
3:39 "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow"
5:46 "Well Thought Of"
6:08 "Award"
6:25 "I Do Be Bilingual"
6:40 "Footloose Witness"
7:15 "Break Yourself"
8:55 "George is not my name"
9:28 "Another Day at The Office"
10:10 "Time is Short"
10:36 "Animal, Bear, and Steve"
11:47 Outro
12:22 Thanks for (almost) 10K !

[Chessete]

I can't imagine what would happen if we don't get to 10K after Klavier poured his heart and soul into that song (makes me cry everytim)

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[MiyaoMeow]

"Would you like to know what color my urine was?"
*Edgeworth slams desk*
"YES."

[leonpike]

they just sound like regular ace attorney cases

[alex_-yzto]

Judge: this is not my area of expertise
> Is bald
Yeah he's not wrong

[CrimsonTy]

New Game Idea: Get 10 weird lawyer quotes and 10 weird Ace Attorney quotes

Goal: Figure out which ones is real and which one is Ace Attorney

[Hugelag]

"It was just a normal day."
"Wasn't a body discovered in the store?"
"Yeah. Nothing interesting."
I wonder what an eventful day would be like.

[SyllyArdwyn]

"Which way would one fall after receiving a shot from a 12 gauge shotgun in a distance of 3 meters"
'Down'
- You aren't wrong. But you are also not right.

[tatsuyasuou]

Fun fact: the majority of these make more sense in context...

Which makes them funnier.

[Lilyclu]

I have to wonder if the lawyer asking about the witnesses's height was expecting them to actually be very short, and them being 5'9 ruined their planned angle.

[Pocket-Calculator]

That Chill Will part wouldn't be terribly out of place in an Ace Attorney case.

[rothern]

I just love how nonchalant the clerk is that a dead guy being found in your store is, "Nothing unusual"

[ThePlagueWarden]

I think the only disappointment with the Mr. Penis thing is that you didn't use Will lmao

[orelas]

I once sat in on a case where exhibits went from A, B, C... AA, BB, CC... NN, OO, PP...
It was played straight.

[michaeldagadagn]

My name is not George has got to be my favorite of these cases just, because the prosecutor deliberately took it out of context.

[Palindome]

I’ve heard about a court case where an attorney was trying to prove that someone could’ve accidentally shoot them self, the attorney then proceeded to accidentally shoot him self

[ISELLSALT]

there were some real good ones so far, but for me, the cocaine purity test is the best out of all the episodes

[sighduck]

Shout out to Animal, Bear, and Chill Will

[miimaster]

The only name I know anymore is Chill Will

[kallemattila]

The high frequency of attorneys obsessed with haircuts has really surprised me.

[HannahBanina]

This series has so far led me to believe that many lawyers have some kind of personal vendetta against haircuts. One shudders to imagine how they’d react to Ace Attorney characters' haircuts.