If INTJs said their thoughts out loud

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[msj]

Getting closer to an INTJ is basically just them getting more and more comfortable saying these things out loud.

[wckdzdac]

"I would actually be a great supervillain if it weren't for the fact that I have zero desire to completely dominate a world inhabited by abject morons..." -INTJ

[lemetamax]

As an INTJ, I'm always on an intelligence limbo where I think I'm either the smartest person amongst x group of people or the dumbest person who ever existed in the same group.

[Dfd_Free_Speech]

The sad truth is that INTJ are so very right with most of their thoughts and arguments but society rather listens to other types who bullshit them all day long.
- said by an INTP

[Anticrystal]

As an older INTJ, don't worry, it gets better. You totally stop giving a crap and just smile vaguely into the void while you think your thoughts.

[quokka]

I wish INTJ would say their thoughts more often, my life would be significantly more entertaining. - sincerely, ENTP

[jcharlie]

"It was such a burden being this intelligent."
Could as well be in my gravestone
~ INTJ

[scabbarae]

As an INTJ I can confidently say that if you can stand me constantly talking about all the things I hate and how stupid they are, then you're in the running for best friend

[TheNitr]

We INTJs and ISTJs have such sarcastic inner monologues we have to restrain ourselves. There's a reason we don't talk much! I wonder if this is the start of a new series? Would be fun to see more of these for different personalities.

[clmberserker]

I'm an ENTJ so i am basically saying INTJ thoughts out loud

[rl]

My biggest annoyance as an INTJ right now was bread mostly from the pandemic. Facetime and video do you need to see my face to talk to me? Just call and leave a message. We were having such a great lockdown until everyone decided we needed to talk AND look at each other at the same time.

[Noone-srks]

It’s the other way around for me… I’m actually just in deep concentration and people think I’m death-glaring them. - Intj

[somejoe]

My wife is an INTJ, and I love her to death specifically because I get to hear these thoughts often and find them endearing and hilarious. I share in many of them as well. I'm an ISTJ by the way.

[JulieChanDoitsu]

"There actually just isn't enough lifespan for me to achieve my full potential." This line shook me to my core lol

[annagrace]

I once had an INTJ teacher and “please stop talking” is literally what he said out loud to a student and our other teacher had to tell him that you can’t say that 😂

[sarah_socks]

Actually, I have trained my mum (without her knowledge) to be able to distinguish between "I am glaring at you because you displease me" and "I am deep in thought or intently listening to you and just happen to be staring". Naturally, I did *not* train her to distinguish between the latter and "I find what you are saying thoroughly uninteresting and am thinking about something totally unrelated". I'm not sure how I would survive if she learned that secret.

[PeterJohnson-rhhi]

One of the fun things about working with a bunch of XXTJs is that the IXTJs are comfortable actually voicing all their pithy commentary with no shame. I have heard all but two of these statements out loud during my time in the military.
And yes, INTJs are comedic geniuses. I bring up their past arguments just to hear their devastating comebacks.
-ENFP

[JayDeeMC]

As an INTJ, I feel every one of these. Also, I'd like to add "If you want me to get toothpaste, you need to tell me exactly which brand and type" and "You want me to get 'some' onions? How many is some? I need numbers here." You can't plan with vague instructions.

[felinefriend]

As an INTJ, I can confirm all of these were spot on!
My favourite though has to be: "Please don't procreate!"  
Pretty much sums up the after thoughts of most interactions with people nicely! 😂

[nmartinez]

Some of My Favorites That Were Said Out Load.
To Me: "It's fascinating how your mind works, " "remind me to call you if i ever need to commit a murder, " "it's scary how fast you thought of that."
By Me: "Do you want the polite answer or the truth?" "I'm gonna need a second cup of coffee to explain this, " "let me know if that doesn't work, I have 3 more backup plans ready."
-INTJ