30 INTJ Rules - MBTI

For those of you who are too stupid to know, this is satire! Can't believe I have to explain this to those of you who feel all upset about.

[KulCulKan]

awesome, absolutely awesome (ONLY a REAL iNTj could have produced this) iT iS BRiLLiANT

[christianedavi]

We don't hate rules, as long as they make sense and actually produce a better result!

[kamalashila]

> Talk about INTJ
> Speaking too slow like it's a meditation class

[jart]

"Get to the point and quickly!"
*Proceeds to speak 70 words per minute.*

[templarkiller]

Honestly I feel like I am the only INTJ who tells people to stop doing whatever bothers me, like if someone talks during a movie I will just tell them to be quite, but I'll add please because diplomacy or something

[gerrydean]

INTJ s' want this video to go faster.

[jasonmcnabb]

As an INTJ myself, I found this bit of "satire" to be rather spot on. Please allow me to add a couple more.
1.) Respect is EARNED, never given. Like TRUST. But if you lose either, they are likely gone for good.
2.) Attempting to change my opinion on something is like getting the world to spin backwards. I can almost guarantee you that I have already explored ALL the options, read ALL the data, and filtered it through MANY, MANY hours of speculative thought.
3.) Not only do I KNOW why I have my opinion, but I know how to dismantle yours.
4.) You can either ask me to do something, or tell me how you want it to be done. Not both. If it's the latter of the two, be prepared to answer some questions on why I should do it that way - along with some thoughts on why it should be done differently.
5.) Your emotional outburst to our logical argument makes our inner child laugh their little heads off. So much so, that we will likely openly smile at your tantrum while toying with this new - much more amusing - scene we have in front of us; all the while trying to determine exactly how much fuel we should continue to pour on your emotional firestorm.

[adamreiland]

I don't expect or want anyone to remember my birthday. I try to remember others' though.

[LightningLion]

To add on to #12: Giving us "hints" just gives us yet one more thing to overthink and cycle through our thought process several times. If the hint is clear enough, there's a good chance we will interpret it correctly, but even then, we'll be considering like 5+ other possible meanings to your choice of words or that facial tick you displayed that seemed to be intentional.

[ritaweygint]

OMG so true it’s hilarious! Love the one about “Subtle hints.” Even if I know what you’re hinting at (And I usually do), I won’t play that game. Tell me what you want, and give me the opportunity to say “No” properly LOL!

[awesomekid]

real intj watches multiple personality breakdown videos from multiple psychology branches at x2 speed for maximum efficiency

[sagaxion]

This is the most relatable video for INTJs I've ever seen xD

[jaanzabezee]

Any INTJ females watching this then give me a shout!
Need a woman who understands me lol

[daledouglas]

Strong women threaten weak men (and women). It’s a blessing and a curse but we live with it.

[paulmessis]

this isn't satire... this is truth, this IS my girlfriend.

[ryanstarlight]

The video: "Come to the point, *and quickly* !"
Also the video : *talks in 0.25x speed*

[dragonmuffin]

THAT made me laugh so hard thank you it was But as you probably well know most will not understand or get it and that makes it even better. Thank you!

[fightington]

It's good to have a map of our psychology like mbti but it's also important to recognise it all as a part of us, it's not who we actually are. I have a type structure, i am not my type structure. This is important because people cling to it as yet another limited self

[anonygent]

Nice, and mostly spot-on. Sometimes my sarcastic humor IS meant to hurt. And I often remember birthdays, though my memory isn't 100% reliable. #5 was my favorite, "Get to the point, and quickly." I don't know any other type that isn't prone to rambling.

[hotbarbie]

I don't hate rules. I only hate unnecessary rules.