Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween)

Halloween is a CLASSIC horror movie - the granddaddy of the slasher genre. It introduced to the world the iconic Michael Myers. Who, when you think about, seems like some kind of SUPER human. That got me thinking, how does he keep escaping death? Theorists, today we figure out how to BEAT Michael Myers once and for all!

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[DeadMeat]

You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.

[DragonPuppsEntertainment]

Just ask him how he's doing and he'll probably open up to you and not want to kill you. Maybe he's just upset everyone asks him what he's doing and not how he's doing.

[Gojirawars]

“He’s human.”

Halloween Kills: _”Is he though?”_

[ZayMaster]

I like how Matt came up with this confusing way of killing him and all Laurie strode needed was three knives and a fridge😂

[nyteblayde]

"He's not murdering muppets"


... yet

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

You can literally run like Barry Allen, but Michael will always walk faster than you

[RRIVER_CLAWS]

How to beat Michael:
- use spine chill
- loop him for 5 gens
- open the exit gates
> escape

[remyyasui]

My best friend was diagnosed with Leukemia about a year ago and has been going through a lot. Thankfully she has recovered and is done with her main treatment. I really appreciate Mat covering Leukemia and what people suffering from it goes through. Thanks Mat!

[johnconnor]

How to beat Michael Myers:
1. Be the cameraman

[blake]

How to beat Michael Myers:
1. walk faster than 0.5 mph
2. Don't go inside
3. just wait until November 1st
Edit: 4. Don't trip

[luxypher]

When he said acid, I fr thought we were about to get this boy high

[jamestomato]

I think the luring part might be the toughest. As slow as he is, he can be surprisingly clever.

[jaymee]

Never forget, you're considered a human if you;
A: Eat dogs
B: Can breathe

[jaxbartlett]

Micheal Myers: finds a shotgun
Also Micheal Myers: I’m too used to stabbing, so I’ll do it again

[LithiumThiefMusic]

MatPat's criteria for establishing whether something is human or not:
1. Does it eat dogs?
2. Does it breathe?
If you answered "yes" to both, it is indeed a human.

seems legit

[thesilverduke]

“His own personal little MIKE-rowave”
Why waste all that radiation when you can just kill him with bad puns?

[redjirachi]

The real reason he survives is why all major slasher villains survive. Paraphrasing Dreadpool, "your power isn't regeneration, it's popularity"

[usarmysupporter]

The fact matpat made this and now in Halloween ends it’s as easy as knocking him unconscious and then putting him in a huge shredder 💀

[Ghostkillaz]

When I was younger I used to think Michael Myers was Jason's Dad. Lol

[marcelikesthepals]

The way to kill Michael Myers is by showing him YouTube rewind