Film Theory: How To SURVIVE Saw!

*🪓 Can You SURVIVE Another Event?*
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Do you think you could SURVIVE a Saw movie? It seems like a logical question to have after witnessing the horror Jigsaw brings to people who are, arguably, just like us. Well Theorists, your buddy MatPat is here to help you do just that. This is not your average "how to beat every trap in Saw" kind of video. I am going to teach you the TRUE way to not die in a Saw movie. That's a good deed worthy of keeping me off Jigsaw's radar, right? Right?!
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Credits:
Writer: Matthew Patrick and Mark Hofmeyer
Editor: AbsolutePixel and Tyler Mascola
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
Sound Editor: Yosi Berman
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[wurtknurte]

Saw be like: "I'm putting you in this almost-guarenteed death trap because you didn't tip the cashier at that restraunt you went to 3 years ago."

[RainySubz]

Saw in a nutshell: "Do you know why you are here Chad?, because you forgot to feed your fish 19 years ago and it died."

[mcsy]

me: *forgets to return the library book back on time in 3rd grade*
jigsaw: _so you've chosen death_

[Pwndbythnb]

Character: I'm suicidal because my mental health.

Jigsaw: Let me destroy your mental health more and see if you're still suicidal.

[SCI-FIWIZARDMAN]

Random Guy: "I'm depressed."

Jigsaw: "Wow that sucks man have you considered NOT being depressed?"

[thetower]

Me: "Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!"
*ding*
Jerry: "Hey."
Me: "Jerry get me out of this trap!"

[webkarma]

Jigsaw punishes you for being a "Terrible Person" by making you become one and killing a bunch of random strangers in a room you wake up in.

[LoganWH]

My favorite example of how BS Jigsaw’s victim choice is would probably be when he had an insurance guy go through a gauntlet of deciding which vaguely affiliated individuals would die, then when he’s “learned his lesson”, he’s killed when the widow and son of a man he denied insurance to don’t forgive him, so there was really no reason for ten or so vaguely affiliated innocent people to die horribly.

[DarkLordGanondorf]

Me, sitting in a barren room, having sacrificed my teammates, my moral compass, my sanity and several body parts: Oh boy, I sure do appreciate life now!

[bonkhhfr]

Kramer: Do you know why you're here
Person: no?
Kramer: Because you didn't make your bed in a random apartment that you stayed at for 1 day on trip 12 years ago

[ShortHax]

Simple, you can survive SAW by simply saying “Oh no” until Koolaid Man shows up

[TwiNightWasTaken]

If I were in a Saw movie, I would try to figure out the least painful way to die rather then trying to survive

[hholtman]

Matpat should make a theory on how much money Phineas and Ferb spent that one summer

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

It’s frightening how you can wake up in a SAW trap, after forgetting to recycle one day.

[duarteminecool]

The Saw franchise is basically "The chances of being kidnapped by a pig are low but never zero."

[ToastEater]

Jigsaw would most likely put you in a trap through some bullshit like "When you were born, your parents carried you past a man who's friends, cousin's, step-brothers great great great great great great grandad once kicked a rock which left a light bruise on a child walking by when he was 7."

[baconwithmoreeggs]

Jigsaw be like “Do you know why you’re here Jimmy? When you were 19 you lived next to a family of vegans who fed their cat fish.”

[DenderFriend]

Literally, Jigsaw ranges from targeting murderers to people whose children have been murdered.

[YTauronY]

Someone: *Appreciates life*

Jigsaw: You're too grateful to be alive. So much in fact, that you don't let others appreciate it. *I want to play a game.*

[kerokiri_]

Imagine being put in a saw trap because you didn’t say “bless you” to someone who sneezed