Inside The Mind Of A White Player

[murasame]

imagine being told someone would rather be friends with a blue player than with you

[DregunStash]

The funniest part to me is how after every single turn both player's life total somehow went up

[desmo]

As a white player I can confirm
Playing white is the only way we can get a life

[Did_No_Wrong]

So for those wondering Myrrel has the effect where everytime she attacks she makes Soldier tokens equal to how many Soldiers type creatures you currently have. Which means if u don't get rid of her quickly things spiral out of control fast with your opponent easily outnumbering you after 2 turns + the fact you can't use any kind of instant, sorcery, enchantment, and creature ability on your opponents turn as long as she exists on the field.

[jshaffer]

I was told once by my friend who is a Naya aggro player, "I'm not mad at you per se, I'm mad at God because he made you this way...". This was after I slammed a Winter Orb after taking a 10 minute turn with my Brago flicker deck.

[Xethl]

On Arena I have a deck for the "Play White spells" and "Destroy creatures" daily quests. It's a mono white deck that plays literally nothing but board wipes. There's around 30-35 board wipes and the rest is just to gain enough life that they're not able to whittle down between wipes. I don't care about winning as I only ever play that deck to get the quests done, but it wins over 50% of games from concedes where the opponent has lost every creature and enchantment in one/two turns for the entire game.

Pros: rage concedes, means I don't have to play white in ranked
cons: Indestructible, non-permanent win cons

[brutal]

As an Azorius player, I agree with all of your statements about white and blue. I do my best to remove all the Fun of Magic the Gathering quick as possible because I am dumb and useless.

[lukusridley]

This was a really moving and eye-opening documentary film. Thank you Magic T. Noah (Esq.)

[pencilwatchesstuff]

My best friend adds white to green and just plays huge creatures with exile and pacifism-like cards, but claims he doesn't like or play removal and control.

As payback I make decks with every single black or dimir card he hates.

[haxmode]

As a red player, seeing white v white put me to sleep

[VigilanteCrepuscular]

I laughed so much at that "it sucks so much it can't even beat the color white".
And I'm a white player

[artemis]

My heart did melt a little when u said u'd rather be friends with a blue player than with a white one. It did touch me - deeply. Thnks

[rsparks]

"That just sounds like blue with extra steps."

[madsandersen]

That's it, this video is going into exile!

[kindlingking]

Counterpoint – not dying makes you live longer and if you live a long enough life, it's bound to have something interesting and exciting in it. Therefore not dying is actually interesting and exciting. Unless you are playing against another mono white player, in which case you both will be eternally waiting for something neither of you can provide. But still.

[kieranstyx]

I like the way Noah plays. To hell with reading cards, just get rid of everything and it's no longer a problem. I think I'll adopt this strategy.

[cnidarianglow]

“I’m winning cause I have more life” as a big lifegain player, this is accurate.

[j-lohome-slice]

Being in the 0.01% club of scribblers is an honor

[drstranglove]

If you do this for every color and combo I wonder how gulgari will turn out

[caseywellington]

All jokes and offense aside, this was a great showcase of what white is actually good at. And that play with the Circle was <chef's kiss>.