The Most Hilarious Things That Court Reporters Have Ever Recorded To Be Said In Court #funnytweet

The Most Hilarious Things That Court Reporters Have Ever Recorded To Be Said In Court #funnytweet
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The Most Hilarious Things That Court Reporters Have Ever Recorded To Be Said In Court #funnytweet

[melissaweintraub]

“This question should be taken out and shot.” I cracked up over these.

[bobcarn]

Court reporters deserve praise and a raise if they were able to transcribe those things without shouting out "Are you freaking kidding me?"

[WardyLion]

“If not, he would have been by the time I was finished!”

DYING! (ironically) 🤣

[stevemorris]

From uk court.
Judge: "I've listened to you for an hour and I'm none the wiser."
Smith: "None the wiser, perhaps, my lord, but certainly better informed."

[emmajames]

I'm glad I didn't hear any of these in a court room. I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing.

[tzvikrasner]

"His brain was sitting in a jar on my desk"
"But he could still have been alive?"
"Yes, he could still have been alive and practicing law"

*Every stage comedian in existence* Get that man a mic!

[catlover]

6:48- Ah, man! Don’t you hate it when you wake up dead in the morning?

[dizzysdoings]

Just goes to prove you don't have to be the smartest person to become a lawyer.

[TheTimeForChange]

1:22 reminds me of what my attorney boss once told me: "You can ask a question, but you don't have control over the answer." Priceless!🤣🤣🤣

[sigmasinc.]

Yknow I wonder how many of these lawyers lie awake at night and think about these questions like middle and high schoolers do for calling their teacher mom by accident

[macdieter]

Somehow it reminds me of the time I was on a cruise ship, just relaxing near the info point! Overheard a woman asking at what time the midnight snack would be served! I answered :"At 7 a.m.!" She thanked me very much and walked away! FACEPALM!!!

[thunderdragon]

the comment at about 1:20 about the brain practicing law genuinely made me laugh

[icarusbinns]

I asked to be excused from jury duty. Several times. Each time, my request was denied, finally, I just turn to the next person, “Dad, can you give me a ride home after this?”
Dad was too busy laughing… We were both dismissed from jury duty. Dad still finds it hilarious, ten years later

[donnakerr]

As my mom used to say, ASK A STUPID QUESTION AND YOU GET A STUPID ANSWER .

[jodybogdanovich]

I love the smart-ass answers from the witnesses 🤣

[lntraveler]

These appear to be from an old book (1987) titled Anguished English. There are also chapters from medicine, journalism, advertising and so forth. Whenever my Dad was in surgery in the hospital, I would take a copy to lift my Mom's spirits while we waited for news. We always left our copy of the book in the waiting room, hoping it might bring momentary relief to the families who followed. I bought a dozen copies or more, and still have a few left.

[hilaryc]

Although no lawyers were involved, these do remind me of when I was crossing the border from Canada into the US before we needed passports. I had my daughter with me and when I pulled up to the booth the guard asked me who was in my passenger seat and I replied it was my daughter. Then he asked "How long have you known her?" Ummm BIRTH.

[sturmovik]

I love how most of these would have been just as funny and understandable 200 years ago, and will be 200 years from now.

[keithblaney]

These HAVE to be true, they're too stupid to be made up! Wonderous idiocy, thank you.