Hades granting favors

#mythology #greek #hades #persephone #orpheus #hercules #heracles #percyjackson #comedy

[shotgun]

To be fair, Orpheus’ was a case of “you had ONE job”

[cheesyminer]

Hades in Media: Super evil dude.

Mythology Hades: "I miss my wife, Tails."

[T_he.Ax_O-loT-l_]

Hades is just a chill dude who loves his wife and his dog.

[actuallyAtlas]

Literally his only conditions for Heracles was "don't hurt him and bring him back when you're done" 🤣

[Maximaster]

"Hey, can i marry your wife" has the same energy as "Your girlfriend, she's single?"

[fallenangel]

His only rule was the dog comes back unharmed like any good responsible owner. I swear hades was just a chill dude who loved his wife and dog.

[aceanderson]

Hades is just sitting there like “anything for my nephew” and in the back of his mind is like “if he hurts my dog blood ties go out the window”

[amyartlover]

Hades, the laidback, cool uncle who knows when to get serious

[doomslayer]

Heracles: Why are you somehow the nice one, uncle?
Hades: *shrugs* even i don't have an answer for that.

[x-]

“Can I borrow Cerberus?”
“Yeah sure. He needs a walk. Just clean up after him”

[skipholt]

I like how Hades lets Hercules borrow his dog and all that Hades ask for in return is that Cerberus comes back unharmed

[specificdaughter]

Heracles: Can I borrow Cerberus?
Hades: Oh, yeah, sure. He could use a walk, I guess.

[wtr]

Let's face it, Hades was just fucking with people because he was bored af

[SethKotta]

Heracles: "Hey, would it be cool if I borrow Cerberos for a bit?"
Hades: (realizing he forgot to walk his dog that day) "Uh, sure. You're welcome."

[serotonin.scavenger]

"Keep my wife's name out of your mouth!"
— _definitely_ Hades

[Stark-Raving]

Heracles: Hey can I borrow Cerberus?
Hades: Well that would really upset my sister, so sure go ahead.

[walterstout]

To be fair Hades did say that Heracles couldn't harm Cerberus in any way so I imagine Cerberus just planted his butt and Heracles had to half drag half carry this giant three headed dog across half of Greece.

[jscjake]

"Hey I need a fav-"
"ON ONE CONDITION"

[mrgrump]

Pirithous: Can I marry your wife?
Hades: Zeus is that you?

[Imcomingfoyoass]

Hades: Dog walker for *FREE?* Have I ever told you you're a great nephew?