Hades vs Hypnos

#mythology #greek #hades #thanatos #hypnos #underworld #percyjackson #comedy

[jokerzbabe]

Ignoring the fact that Hypnos and Thanatos are the sons of a primordial goddess and Hypnos especially is a HUGE momma's boy. You mess with him, you mess with Nyx.

[patrickdubiel]

Oh just that "no you don't" fucking killed me🤣🤣🤣

[mr.cupyearsago]

“Yeah well, he is the god of sleep.”

“And you’re the god of the dead, but you aren’t dead, are you Thanatos?”

[rocelderamos]

I love how Hades is depicted as the guy who gets pissed when someone's being "irresponsible"/not helping pay the bills 😂

[athestya]

Hypnos could literally just take over everything if he wasn’t so sleepy but I guess thats what happens when your the god of sleep

[yammoto]

I doubt Hades slept for long, he is such a workaholic that he probably woke up a minute later and said "Time to walk the dog!!"

[Alisibeth_Talia]

The fact he just Hakai's Hades and then goes: "Where's the pizza rolls?" is such a MOOD that I can't even comprehend.

[iforgottheotherone]

Hades: “Hypnos, it’s been 5, 000, 000 years. You still owe me $16.
Hypnos: 🤷‍♂️🙅‍♂️😴

[dannymatsuno]

I lost it when Hypnos just said "No you don't" and snapped his fingers and Hades falls asleep😂

[adam-dnhi]

When you relize hypnos is basiclly the strongest god becouse he can win without even touching you

[JesseGolo]

Eros, Hypnos, Hedone: Supposedly 'minor' gods whose domain the main gods could easily fall into.

[salt-tea]

did you know that almost all greek gods have a roman counterpart, as they are millions of years old and went through different stages.

Zeus - Jupiter
Hades - Pluto
Poseidon - Neptune
Aphrodite - Venus
Ares - Mars

Hypnos's roman counterpart was named Somnus (hence the word insomnia)

Though Hypnos is usually depicted as lazy and constantly tired, Somnus was known to brutally murder soldiers who were caught sleeping on the job, so not all greek and roman counterpart gods were the same

[waffleman]

At this point the Underworld is just one big apartment

[GamaDaGreat]

I always liked to think the gods the determine an uncontrollable thing that humans can’t control about themselves (Sex, sleep, love, etc) are scarier and stronger than the main olympians

[bean_ruler]

"no you don't"
Hades: *thud*

[highsenbergg]

My dad is literally Hypnos himself everytime he watches a movie he just falls asleep after a minute and starts snoring so loud even at the cinema.

[LockandLoad]

Insomnia is when Hypnos hates you. And it is not a good thing.

Also, Hypnos and Pasithea.
The god of sleep, with his wife, basically, the goddess of hippies, chill and baked edibles.
Living with, Hades and Persephone.
The overworked god of underworld/soul administrator, and the always highly in demand goddess of springs bounty.
Never thought Greek underworld deities works is only one scenario script away from a seasonal tv sitcom.

[rangoon]

Hades needed a nap anyways, he gets grumpy when he Waits for Persephone sometimes

[koykoyonly]

Hypnos is so OP. like even without his mother’s backing, in a fight between him and all the Olympians combined, it wouldn’t even be a fight. Because he wouldn’t have to lift a hand to attack, he can just yawn and all his opponents would be in a coma.

[alannisalarcon]

*Hades:* Thanatos!, We need to have a talk about your brother.
*Thanatos:* *(sigh)* What did Dolos do this time?
*Hades:* I don't mean Dolus!
*Thanatos:* Then, must be Momus. It's is because he spread the rumor that your wife is cheating on you with the baby she is taking care of?
*Hades:* Why he wou- No! Not Momus!
*Hades:* Oh! It's for that time that Charon let Heracles cross the river Styx for free?
*Hades:* Wh- No!
*Thanatos:* Geras? What could an old man do? Forget his pills?
*Hades:* *(sigh)* Not Geras...
*Thatanos:* Oh! You finally found out that Eros was the responsable for you kidnapping your niece! No need to get mad about it, sir, in the end everything worked, now we have a queen, and this place is looking just fine with all the flowers, and the colors, and-
*Hades:* EROS'S WHA- W-wait, I didn't know Eros was your brother.
*Thanos:* He used to be... *(looks into the space, having flashbacks)*