Hades - Like Every Parent, Zeus Wants Artemis to Find a Mate

[LCTesla]

I love how Zeus always sounds like a mildly inebriated mall santa that digs too deeply into your personal life after a 5 minute conversation

[GuillermoDelTotoro]

"so many mates to choose from, but don't bother with your cousin though she'll just say no"

[FreyjaHerself]

Zeus and Artemis: Family drama being dumped onto their long lost son
Zagreus: I can switch to a different BOOn.

[averagetboihater]

Zagreus is the gamer of the family. While everyone is arguing he simply states "I can switch to a different boon"

[ItsRyanHello]

Zeus: "Normally theres plenty to choose from!" Well yeah theres plently when you dont take No for an answer buddy

[Ashtonyss]

Family: *Arguing, trying to involve me*
Me: ...I can switch to a different boon.

[KJ-prhq]

The way she goes "(or with my nymph friends in the woods)" is too perfect

[omnipotentreployer]

Remember. Switching to a different boon is always faster than reloading your marriage

[limbo]

Having the option to switch Artemis attack for Zeus is icing on the cake

[pocketinfinity]

did Zeus just say "Zagreus, get hella b*tches"

[juanjuri]

Artemis: (Literally can't spend 5 minutes without gushing about her girlfriend who can turn into a bear)
Zeus: 🤔

[Kahgro]

Explanation: Artemis and the nymphs are really good friends

[corinneeaglebridge]

Zag’s “I can switch to a different boon” in this has the same energy as when someone says “I swear I will TURN THIS CAR AROUND”

[wintersking]

Historically, Zagreus was a god of hunting as well and so closely associated with Artemis.

[gabrielnedev]

There was a hunter who was phrophesized to get killed by his hounds. He called bs and moved on with his work. One day while hunting with his hounds he stumbled upon Artemis and her nymph posse bathing in a lake in the woods. He swore he wouldn't tell anyone and attempted to flee but Artemis, afraid he'll spread rumors about seeing the forever-virgin-by-choice goddess naked, turned him into game, which his hounds tore and rended. Yeah, I'd say she's not one for dating.

[Slothgreedenvy]

0:23 so is Athena, you don't complain about her!

[Krampdani]

She has a girlfriend named Callisto, you can only forge a bond with her after she starts talking about her.

[N_Tertainment]

the most inaccurate thing in this game is Zeus actually caring about his kids

[HyattHyatt]

If we want to be mythologically accurate Zeus approved/ gave Artemis his blessing when it comes to the whole no romance or sex thing, so this wouldn't make sense either way. In the versions where he doesn't Artemis has made damn sure that he knows that she is in no way interested in any kind of romance with anyone. Then again I think we all know that Hades isn't completely mythologically accurate when it comes to a whole bunch of other stuff as well.

[nadrahel]

Ah yes, Zeus and dating advise, two thing that have no place to be together :/