Why I'll always chose Artemis over Dionysus - Hades

I mean to be fair I was in Elysium so it would have been tough fight regardless but I feel like Dionysus would have been much more cool to fight. Also Artemis just absolutely roasted Zag, I really did miss an easy shot.

[thesenate]

Dionysus just doesn't want to hurt Zagreus, look at his slow and predictable attacks.

[diegoolivares]

I just love how dionysus is soo chill if you don't choose it

[MyCents.iF]

People seem to forget exactly how fucking terrifying Artemis' dialogue can be. Homegirl is SCARY

[LankanLatino]

The only god I have to choose over artemis in these trials is aphrodite. That heart is a killer

[justsomewritingfan]

I see my instinct to not betray best girl was justified.

[SHAM_WOW]

Dionysus: **sends a few fat drunkards to exact his revenge**

Artemis: **Personally comes down there to put an arrow between your eyes**

[MisterMks]

For me the worst one to fight against is Athena, espacially in elysium. Shielded shield champions are a manace.

[mc_cheshire]

I like how the most viewed part of this video is Megara's brief line. Her voice actress is just that good.

[gabrielnedev]

It's a nice show of character that if Dionysus is mad with you he's still the chill dude you know and goes easy on you but Artemis, true to her often bitter, annoyed and "it's not like I like you or anything Zag" demeanour, unleashes her entire wrath on you and if not dead she'll leave you with very little hp. Also Aphrodite. I don't care what anyone says, Aphrodite has the most cancerous revenge.

[Sleep]

Artemis saying she'll not miss an easy shot

Artemis missing EVERYSINGLE EASY SHOT

[Firefight_]

I have never said no to Artemis. Ever. When I was playing with my sister, there was an awkward moment when she asked “what does Artemis do when you don’t choose her?” And I was like “I… don’t know. I’ve never chosen someone over her…”

I do not simp, I respectfully admire.

[VegitoBlue]

Of course you would choose Artemis over Dionysus. Man is barely sober enough to remember his name, much less hold a grudge

[matiaskpl]

According to some mithologies, Dionysus is basically Zagreus reborn so obviously Dionysus is, canonically, our best bro.

[jessiada]

I always thought it was weird Artemis was involved in these silly contests when she's usually the cool one who doesn't involve herself in dumb Olympian nonsense

[robertoaltuve]

I always choose artemis, almost always at least, but her revenge is easy for me, Aphrodite though, is crazy, Ares revenge is dangerous, poseidon is annoying but dangerous too.

[Verdugo_Arulaq]

“Too little meat”
No
Zag is pretty average and his personality is great

[ordenax]

You fought Dionysus in Tartarus
Vs
Artemis in Elysium. That's a massive difference.

[ZoeBateman]

Even disregarding their personalities, I’ll always choose Artemis. I love a crit build in any game

[R_Marinho]

You'll have both boons by the end, so this is my ranking:

Artemis: will be mad by the choise and will still be mad after the trial.
Demeter: will feel unrespected and forgive you only because you're her grandson, willing you to be more wise on the next time.
Zeus: will feel unrespected but then remember that people is like that sometimes and also he can be a little too prepotent due his power.
Poseidon: it hurts his feelings but will forgive you as a beloved nephew and because young people must be reckless and do some mistakes once in a while.
Athena: will understand your lack of wisdom all the time but then recognise your wisdom by surviving your own choises.
Aphrodite: will be jealous at the beginning but after recognise the low-point of jealous and forgive in name of love.
Dionysus: "It hurt my feelings" to "Come on, let's drink another one and have fun bro".
Ares: will feel unrespected but will end liking you better due the amount of blood from the trial.
Chaos: "The gods's issues are too bellow my whims. Choose a boon and prove yourself worth of it by surviving its odds."
Hermes: "Who cares about family issues? Just get this boon and gotta go fast."

[keremmadran]

You don't want to mess with:
1) A god who takes their job seriously
2) A passionate god