I'm scared to get in a fight

Is this how relationships start?

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Music
Silent Hill 3 - Please Love Me...Once More

#Shorts #Memes #VoiceActor

[chi_inverted]

That could actually work as a way to stop the fight immediately, as they leave in disgust

[kierancc]

A real warrior uses any advantage they can get, regardless of how confused your enemy gets, nae especially if it confuses your enemy!!

[TorrentialStardust]

“If you are physically bullied, the best thing to say is ‘no no no don’t do that, you’ll give me an erection’”
-Stephen Fry

[KatZEdition]

This is how you end a fight in one move just say "Harder" and they will never touch you again

[ProsTeaBunz]

Went from an aggressive brawl to an "aggressive" brawl.

[commissarthorne]

I genuinely used that tactic in highschool when I got bullied, just made them so uncomfortable that they'd have to leave me alone. Although, the tradeoff to that is I think I became a masochist—win some lose some.

[iberis]

*_"Don't threaten me with a good time, Jack!"_*


- Modeus, probably

[markymark]

Use the post nut clarity to predict their every move and win.

[pinchman]

Honestly nothing spoils an attempted murder faster than them nutting their pants and trying to kiss you. Just totally ruins the mood.

[BuenButter]

that's actually an amazing self-defense mechanism, biology is great

[capitalliz]

I love that the way you're narrating this implies that this already happened and you're urgently seeking advice on what to do next

[crep]

Considering Modeus has the ability to kill someone using a sledge hammer with incredible speed, I'm starting to doubt the sincerity of this question

Edit: Guys there's funnier comments than this one, go like someone else's comment I've had my share of fun

[YetAnotherGeorgeth]

That’s when you say “what, no kiss?” Then if they don’t kiss you nut again to assert dominance.

[Crzd]

This is...a pretty fitting voice for modeus actually.

[SA-mohq]

1. Starts fights
2. Gets choked
3. Nuts
4. Leaves without explanation


Ultimate Sigma Grindset

[cgyoboi]

If you scream "It's Morbin time!" They'll just stare at you, then leave while asking why you still think a dead meme is funny.

[MXALOVE]

I got grabbed in a weird way once and uncontrollably moaned by mistake. I don't even think Therapy can fix me.

[yeastov]

I used to moan when sparing against my friends in kickboxing just to piss them off, it was hilarious because they didn't want to hit me when I was doing it.

[Pensive_Scarlet]

Obviously, I throw it in their eyes as a distraction. Nobody expects the demon-girl-nut to the eyes technique.

[mrgreenboy]

The jump from listening to a Bible study online to this immediately after is staggering