Don’t hug me I’m scared

[Autobot_Studios]

I hope they make merch of yellow guy and duck puppets like the ones red had in that episode 6 years ago

[fenrirsrage]

The fact that toy can have its limbs severed is appropriate too.

[timedrabbitplays]

It’s so like him tho 😢 the head even comes off—

[Hoshiithealien]

“Attention all freaks ✨it me✨” - duck guy

[Purpvr-ie]

Briefcase:
A'you can be anything you want to do
It's totally up to you
A'even if you don't know what to do...
...I can help you! A'show you!

You can be the guy who types so fast on computers
Or you can be the one who kicks so hard at a football (It's a goal!)
Or you can be the one who bangs the hammer when he's angry (Order!)
Or you can be the one who makes people better when they're poorly (Careful!, Red Guy: What are you doing!?)

Yellow Guy:
Maybe I can be the one who plants a tree
Cuts it down to make a shed

Duck:
And I will invent a digital currency based around respect

Red Guy:
And I would really prefer to do as little as possible or nothing at all... Is that an option?

(The song is briefly interrupted to introduce Unemployed Brendon)

Duck:
I can be the one who tells all the soldiers to stand up straight (Attention!)

Yellow Guy:
I can be the one who drives a truck full of ice creams (Yum-yum! Have one!)

Briefcase:
Or you can be the one who cuts people's hair for a party
Duck:
So it looks smart.
Red Guy:
It looks dumb.

Yellow Guy:
Maybe I could be the one who catches all the fishes in a big net!
Red Guy:
What? There's nothing in it...

Briefcase:
Or you can be the guys who fly so high to a space moon
Duck:
Aaah...

Briefcase:
Or you can be the guys who work as a team in the work place
Yellow Guy:
Jobs!
Briefcase (going away):
Or you can be the ones who dig a hole for a funeral...
Or you can be the one who (The word is unheard by the sound of Duck opening the door) the stuff..

(The song is interrupted and resumes at the end of the episode)

Briefcase:
Hey!
Duck:
Huh?
Briefcase:
Or you can be the one who gets the post from the post box
Duck:
Ah?

Briefcase:
Or you can be the one who paints a picture with a paintbrush
Duck:
Wait... What?

Briefcase:
Or you can be the one who makes the shoes for the horse feet
Red Guy:
What's this stuff?... Sor-wh-where's my phone?

Briefcase:
Or you can be the one who spends all day with the sad ones
Yellow Guy:
What?

Briefcase:
A'you can be anything you want... to do!

[Lydia-hlyf]

Why is this man's me fr even in 2024 I love this show with all my heart

[HFJStudios]

I love that the package says "tug-a-parts" "mix and match" "velcro limbs"

[theworldoflinda]

I'LL BUY duck is the best- DIGITAL STYLE!

[thstlesssss]

i hope when you squeeze it it starts singing "WHAT ABOUT MY SHREDDER.." or "DIGITAL STYLE!"

[uraniatorres]

GREEN IS NOT THE CREATIVE COLOUR🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[MuvHD]

I saw it and thought of dont hug me before I read the caption why am I so predictable 😭😭😭 god im such a pesky bee

[buniboi]

''Well, i'm dead''

[Inactive]

The fact that it’s tearable makes this more ironic since Duck is the one who always die XD

[mizumeow]

Where is that shop? I'm gonna buy this

[Patternedsilence]

Duck got turned into a marketable plushie??? 😧

[tigimer_]

Didn't they make an actual show "Don't hug me I'm Scared" after? Isn't the first official episode of the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared continuation called "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 7?"

[hybrid]

'tug-a-parts' omg kids will totally love it.