Necromancy

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[XENO]

A necromancer is a healer that believes in the five second rule.

[KeithOlson]

"Necromancy: When you are a healer that really, really, *_REALLY_* hates admitting defeat."

[MetalGlitch]

Necromancy is just the easiest way for a single man to raise a family.

[teamstar]

Reminds me of the d&d joke where the party is going to avenge their leaders brother
Monk: you have my staff!
Fighter: and my sword!
Necromancer: and your brother!!

[sentientbacteria]

Arrives and patient is already dead*
*cracks knuckles* I didn’t get my medical license revoked for nothing

[Hadeles]

"Doctor, you're too late! He's already dead!"
**puts gun away** "good, I don't have to do it myself"

[thebookpotato]

Suddenly i get the idea for a cleric who multiclassed to necromancer because he kept failing to heal people in time

[Wemdiculous]

“I’m just a healer with time management issues.”

[bass]

Abjurer: too early, Necromancer: too late, Healer: right on time.

[Ardeleus]

"He was just a little late"

*Heroic music starts playing*

[dexterity]

"You're just a late healer"
**Takes a sip out of a beer glass**

[TheHippyProductions]

You can just tell he's played some gnarly DnD characters with this amount of self-justification

[AHersheyHere]

"I'm sure he was happier in his heaven but, now he's back. You're welcome."

[laughingjojo]

never thought of necromancy that way but thats an uplifting way to think of it (I always thought of it as desecration or stealing bodies as puppets)

[yepyep]

We've all heard the "healer too late" joke but the "he's off the ground what more do you want?" Is a fantastic addition

[soupcansam]

This sounds exactly like something a necromancer would say

[crazygames]

This channel never fails to make me question everything

[zhuljinjager]

I played a Necromancer in dnd that essentially saw life as the child stage of sentient being and that its only purpose was to make you a stronger undead

[yaboicdog]

"I didn't get my medical license revoked for nothing."

[AricRastley]

Fighter: “hey doc, I think I broke my arm”
Necromancer: *Pumps shotgun*