Never handle a black widow!

[gabo]

"Don't worry sweetie, nothing to fear" said the man to himself

[mickjen]

“Don’t worry, sweetie”
*voice utterly cracks*

[Aztonio]

*"Don't worry sweetie"* A brave man talking to himself.

[itsMarty_Mar]

I think she’s the one applying the pressure here lol 😂

[stephenimsong]

i love how in the end he’s said to her “nothing to fear” but low key he’s telling himself the same advice

[Lucemer]

"as long as I won't apply pressure, HOPEFULLY she'll stay calm". Very reassuring.

[markovucilovski]

“Nothing to fear, I just gotta stay still”

*proceeds to stay still for 3 months*

[anshpradhan]

That "Hopefully she'll stay calm", is a prettty strong claim 😂😂😂

[xiggles]

I've never heard someone say "nothing to fear" more fearfully lmao

[AmericanNerdLife]

He was REALLY trying to convince himself there "nothing to fear".

[paulbobbo]

"the reason my tone of voice has changed is because im freaking the fuck out"

[robertreed]

Him: "Nothing to fear"

The Black Widow on his thumb: you sure about that?"

[blissrecard]

The “I will not be bitten” sounded more like a prayer than a fact 😂

[_catulus]

This whole monologue sounds like he’s trying to calm himself down 💀💀💀💀

[gabrielp]

"because im not applying pressure"
*Crawls into the easiest place to accidentally apply pressure*

[Autonomous_Don]

“This is the part where I talk myself through my life decisions”

[Sal_]

"As you can see, my soul is calmly leaving my body currently."

[TheDudeMyDude]

This dude's team of therapists... I need them

[KaiPlays]

"You may have noticed a slight change in my tone of voice, that is because my soul is leaving my body as we speak."

[MacPeterson-qocd]

“You may notice that my pants have become soaking wet” 😂