A Crap Guide to Magic the Gathering [Sponsored]

This video is a paid promotion by Wizards of the Coast for Magic the Gathering.

[hitlord]

"give it about 2 years, they are bound to print that card some time"
How about like 15 days? Because we had a cookie monster announcement for Throne of Eldraine. And I'll be damned if that shit doesn't have a sacrifice clause on it.

[torian]

That was the best $1.98 Wizards of the Coast has spent in a long time. Great video!

[jakefrost]

_Just fireball._
*Just. Fireball.*
*_JUST. FIREBALL._*
Yup... he's a Red Magic guy.

[magicianman]

"I cast a spell to destroy your minion!"

*"NO YOU DON'T"*

I relate to this on a personal level.

[agoblintrippingonhorrordus]

You know what really _pickles_ my _tickle?_ *A new Jocat Video.*

[davidbeauchemin]

Blue: I draw my entire deck!
Red: Now that's a lot of damage!
Green: Let me just play 5 more lands.
Black: My graveyard is my hand!
White: I hit you for 5, so I gained 5 life.

[WonderlandOfMalice]

Paid promotion videos in the same style as the Youtuber's content is the best monetization. Keep doing these if it pays the bills!

[dylanmortensen]

Friend of mine had a deck devoted to churning out squirrels. Nothing but squirrels. Like, myr output level of squirrels.

[georgercop]

"Give it two years, they're bound to print an explosive cookie card"


Fast forward two months...


"Throne of Eldraine has a gingerbread couple, the gingerbread man gets eaten by Garruk and the gingerbread lady stabs him in the eye with an olive fork. Oh, and there are food tokens now."


So you are some kind of prophet xD

[kenjohnson]

This was everything I wanted out of a MTG video from you

[crimsonweeb]

How'd he know that throwing cards at my friends consistently while they throw cards at me was my favorite pastime?

[sarahmiller]

"You and an opponent have some numbers. You put other numbers on the board and hit each other's numbers and whoever can make the other numbers go away first wins." This... is one of the best summaries of Magic I've ever seen. (At least in newer formats.)

[kilikxx]

"There are five colors, each one based around a general style of playing"
Blue - Stop.
xD

[CKECKIEQ]

Blue/Red is my favourite color combo.
"I would like to-"
"Nope, also thinking hurt you so lose some life"

[sereenafarren]

"Give it two years, they're bound to print an explosive cookie card"
>Throne of Eldraine food

[trvr]

"No, you don´t" is everything one needs to know about the color blue in card draw

[Anstent]

Holy shit, actual WoTC sponsored our boy?! From those monster hunter videos to this Jo sure has come a long way.
Congrats!

[DrNeonGaming]

"Give them 2 years, they're bound to print an explosive cookie"
*Gingerbrute gets printed*

[arch_imedes]

Looks at title

... Guide to Magic: the Gathering

*LESS THAN 30 MINUTES LONG*

[theantibulliranger]

Blue mana: For when you don’t want anyone else to play Magic