A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Ranger

Joseph makes a dumb Dungeons and Dragons guide for dumb people

intro/outro music is original piece by JoCat

Clips used in this video:

[michaelgillespie]

I like how his velociraptor was actually just a druid in wild shape

[orion]

My DM explained the enemy preference as “which creatures you can commit extra effective hate crimes against”, so she had probably watched your videos. Cool!

[matteussilvestre]

> *Feathered* Velociraptor

I see you're a man of culture as well.

[pyukyu]

"SHOT SPIKES OUT OF THE GROUND WHILE FIRING BOLTS FROM YOUR HEAVY CROSSBOW ATOP A FEATHERED VELOCERAPTOR"
....why is that even a sentence? I love it.

[fawk]

I remember when I first played my ranger, she was a half elf that was basically just raised feral, but I basically made her to be a monster Hunter before monster hunters were a thing. I worked things out with my DM and we homebrewed some stuff and I had a great time with her. She died wrestling a werewolf though, good times.

[ursoanonimo]

I love how the Ranger and the Druid are basically best friends.
On the while, the bard just wants that *paladin juice.*

[Jodsalz]

That Bard/Paladin subplot is everything I never knew I needed until now.

[brendenwright]

I find it interesting that most of the comments are riddled with Felicia's advances on Sasha rather than the actual video. Nothing wrong with that, I found myself spotting the figurines as well.

[isaiahboyce]

"Just play a fighter with a bow, it's way better" the truest words spoken about the 5e ranger

[merumerudayo]

Hey look, the bard figurine moved next to the paladin figurine.
And then under the paladin?

[cheetamaster]

“Step on me paladin” -not the bard. Definitely not the bard.

[JoCat]

I noticed someone has been captioning these videos. thank you, whoever you are. you really make me feel like fighter man.

also shit I misspelled velociraptor.

[dolphinboi-playmonsterranc]

Ranger: DON'T GO THERE!

Barbarian: What wrong, bow man?

Ranger: You could have tripped over that rock.

Barbarian: Rock is good food. I eat instead.

[spartandud]

How to play Ranger: Buy Tasha's Cauldron of Everything. You're welcome.

[soconfused]

"so do i NEED to use a ranged weapon?"
"no"
"okay so i guess i'll-"
"but it's highly recommended for anyone that wants to become mcree"

[TheSerpant]

Whenever I see a new crap guide in my notification I begin the head wiggling

[ilwolf]

I hope the last Video of "crap guild to d&d" series will be how to be the DM
:p

[TheFriendlyEyes]

I LOVE HOW YOU MAKE THE ONLY SITUATION OF A RANGER SOUNDING COOL ACTUALLY SOUND COOL

[JMaverick]

(months later)
(notices bard under paladin)
WAIT A MINUTE...!

[YahnLexicon]

Ranger, applying make-up as the Cleric walks away: If they find out that I can transform then they’re going to tell the church.