A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Cleric

Joseph makes a dumb Dungeons and Dragons guide for dumb people

intro/outro music is original piece by JoCat

[JoCat]

This is a do-over of the original cleric crap guide, which did not meet my standards for how I want these videos to be.

if you REALLY want to watch the original version, just know that it's totally inaccurate and not in a purposeful or clever way. it is horribly misinformed and based on very little experience. I'm not proud of it. in the future I will do better to research these classes and write them more accurately.

[BIL]

I once played a game with a party of 6 clerics. We all picked different domains and acted like power rangers.

[corrosivityyeetborne]

You know a class is overpowered when they have a spell be a synonym of “ deal damage”

[berkpick]

I think he confused death domain with grave domain. Grave domain is "No body dies". Death domain is EVERYONE DIES.

[DonTinker]

Clerics pre-Tasha: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD ON MY SIDE
Clerics post-Tasha: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

[darthnecrosaberjacobrandal]

Giant: on your knees and beg for mercy

Me as a cleric: Good idea. "Oh, dear Lord, please I pray for the mercy on this poor defenseless Idiot that I'm about to invoke wrath on"

[benjoe]

I think this might be my favourite quote from YouTube:
"Seriously. With how versatile and independently strong you can build a cleric, you can make up an entire party full of purely priests, call it The A-Men and bust down Tiamat's door, demanding her launch money. And she would just build her own toilet to give herself swirlies so she wouldn't have to endure the kind of bullying you were about to give her."

[merkavamkivm]

Clerics in pop-culture: heal OWO

Clerics in dnd: I WILL CRUSADE YOUR ARSE OUT OF EXISTESN BY THE POWER OF GOD >:C

[PowerHouseProdigy]

Cleric's actually have the shortest spell list of any full casting class...but all the spells they get are *such bangers*

totally not gonna make a travelling band of NPC clerics called the A men

[azekiel]

JoCat, your inner bard is showing, those rhymes are too spicy

[General_Grievance]

Just realised the paladin and cleric are brother and sister. That’s such a nice little detail that you notice when paying attention to the actual characters

[lilly]

"Who can smight like a boss, by harnessing the bitch slap of God." There are so many amazing quotes in this video, but I feel this one is underappreciated

[aidanthornton]

Absolutely no one in my group wants to play a cleric cause everyone demands they do their job and heal.
But I don't hear them complaining when I put up a blade barrier to protect us while I reattached the wizards severed limb while simultaneously bashing the big bad guys head in with a spiritually dank hammer. All the while hoping my sempai is watching me from the heavens.

[ruijie]

"Turned their fangirling power into something that can actually pack a punch." BEST LINE EVER.

[fordesponja]

I recently had my first D&D game and I choose life cleric with the persona of a human nun since we needed a healer. Best fucking decision of my life, I didin't know that what I needed in my existence was becoming a Katamari Damacy rolling out in the wild without worries, hitting like a truck, healing like a Mercy, sniping like a bazooka, tanking like a walking castle Laputa and reminding my partners every 10 minutes to go to mass and confess their sinful attitudes. Thanks Pope Francis.

[darkmoon]

1:18 And with Tasha's out we now also have "Police Cleric, " "Anime friendship powers, " and "I am the night."

[Sapphiroth]

That roast at yourself for the old cleric video tho

[silaven]

Friend: "Hey will you be the cleric? We need a healer"
Me: "Sure!" *proceeds to make tempest cleric*
-later on-
Friend: "Heal me! I wont survive the enemies next turn"
Me: -casts and crits chain lightning- "....What enemy?"

[themadhacker]

Clerics are not healbots...they are the Grim Reaper, they decide whether you live or die and you better respect them...