Sh*t INTJs Say

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[CaveyMoth]

INTJs will spend hours rebuilding a system, just to save 10 minutes.

[shinetropolis]

Helping people making their lives more efficient is just how we show people we care about them. We're just trying to help.

[annieasha]

I feel when INTJs procrastinate something that will increase their effectiveness in long term they have this terrible horrid feeling inside them that keeps eating away at their soul and stress them out until they do it.

[larsthemartian]

INTJs are not in danger. They are the danger.

[msj]

My partner (INTJ) death-stared at me on our first date and said: "I can tell you how the world works, how everything works, but I warn you... The truth will tear you apart."

[mizuhashitsunoka]

Also INTJ: might not update the system to improve efficiency but forever live with the gnawing feeling that they could be updating the system but they are procrastinating because they dunno how long they will be using the said thing to invest their precious free time into it.

[rayw]

"Would you like to play Monopoly?"
INTJ: "We ... will ... tear your soul apart!"

[rebeccastephanie]

Me, an INTJ, wanting to show my friend love: "... I can make a spreadsheet for that."

[Sotweetie]

As an INTJ dating an INTP I can tell you with confidence: he is the one that would propose a "more efficient" solution that actually adds three years to the process.

[julyol]

So, my dad is an INTJ. And he directs all his evil genius energy into good causes and first and foremost out of the house. He is a great dad. Just recently heared a story about him destroying the argument of a loud mouthed work colleague, who tried to belittle my father's protégé's work, so dad put him back into his place with one little comment. My mother (ISFJ saint) did say though, that he was pretty annoying and demanding when he was younger.

[Kingdom_Of_Dassogne]

I’m an INTJ. My parents would always ask why I wouldn’t wear a coat to school when it was cold out. Most kids do this because they think they are somehow tough for being cold.
I don’t wear a coat to work because I know, ultimately, that I will be inside for 9 hours, and outside for 5 minutes. It is simply inefficient to waste time grabbing a coat I will not use.

[INFJWay]

🤣 I know an INTJ who is chill, but put that person in front of anything that is inefficient or done poorly and it impacts him.... let's just say his wrath is unleashed.

[Fnndjkvlf]

Efficiency is the one true joy in life.

[vincenticious]

As someone who has an INTJ partner this is... Somewhat accurate, though I react a bit more positively as an INTP ngl

[Kevininabhuddi]

I'm an ISFP and I had an INTJ boss a few years back. I can say this is 100% accurate to how she spoke to me. I cannot tell you how many times I walked into her office and saw her looking at me like 0:03. 😂She could be in a great mood but she'd just stare at me like that as I approached. It took me a while to adjust to her way of communicating and mannerisms. She was such a quietly interesting person and I sometimes wonder if we could've been friends. I'll always remember how happy she got when I gave her a painting I'd done. If any INTJ's out there have an ISFP buddy just know if they're anything like me they probably think you're pretty cool.

[natedoggsaidit]

I consistently get INTJ results on personality assessments but I’m actually an INFJ with strong Ti. Essentially, this video rings somewhat true for me, internally. But I’d be far warmer and smiley with my delivery. As I compose this comment, it’s dawning on me how that could be even scarier, I suppose. 🙃

[Huspree]

We're not that bad.
Edit: I had to rewatch the video after seeing comments about the staring, first time watching it looked normal to me.

[nabil]

As an INTJ, I approve this. You're welcome.

[eliseesbjornsson]

It’s always the planning for efficiency. Very accurate. I’m like that when it comes to writing, I won’t start until *everything* is planned

[olivia-performanceartist]

Haha I needed this laugh after getting into a big fight with someone on Reddit and basically ripped them apart for being inefficient, illogical and indulgent in their emotional argument.