5 Worst/Best Spongebob Theories

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Howdy! There's been some odd Spongebob theories and we look at what I consider the worst and best of them today 🙂
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[AlexBaleFilms]

Damn he didn’t mention a single one of my spongebob conspiracies

[digifan]

For the record, Spongebobs “lust” connection is his near obsessive love of everything around him, pretty sure its not reffering to literal sexual lust

[blazeburner]

"have we seen other crabs on the show?"

yes, the crab convention

[tamamotube]

"Howdy, is Spongebob on drugs?" Caught me COMPLETELY off guard

[spiral]

I love how he isnt critical or trashes on these theories but he says where that can improve and doesn't like

[HONDACIVICENTHUSIEST]

The reason Krabs says, “So that’s what I taste like” is because in the episode this clip is from, Mr Krabs thinks he’s getting old. A scene in the Krusty Krab takes place near the beginning of the episode, where a mom tells her son to throw his Krabby patty away because it’s “too old”. Mr. Krabs then steals the old patty, which leads to him saying the line, because he and the krabby patty are both old.

[fluffcake]

Squidward as Spongebobs guardian is surprisingly wholesome

[SlamTF]

"is krabs responsible for the extinction of his species?"

what theory is that because there's an episode where his grandpa comes to town and another episode where he goes to a cheapskate convention full of crabs?

[Astro-MWB]

"HOWDY, is SpongeBob on drugs?" Best intro ever

Edit: why the hell did I get all the likes?!?!

[Shard_Soldier]

I mean wasn’t there an episode where Sandy tries to observe Spongebob and Patrick without them knowing, that is probably a good support for the whole marine biologist Sandy thing.

[thesockstealeriscomingforyou]

Can we just talk about how adorable the sandy biologist theory is? It genuinely changes the way I see the show, but in a really sweet way. A marine biologist and the subject they’re studying becoming best friends…? So cute.

[Irreverent_Radiation]

I have seen the skin theory one, and I feel like it was pretty clear that the creator was talking about the normality and accessibility of realistic-skin-like recreation of other character's body and appearance, rather than out-right real skin.

[freetoplayking]

For the Krabby patty being made of crabs, another way to interpret it is that Mr Krabs is using crab claw meat since the claws grow back after a while (which fits in with "so that's what I taste like")

My personal favourite Spongebob theory is the theory from Binging with Babish that the secret ingredient of the Krabby patties is literally nothing, it's the idea of a secret ingredient that makes these patties so good being what actually makes them so good, like a placebo, except it's a marketing ploy made by Mr Krabs to sell more patties
The reason why he is always afraid of plankton getting his secret formula is that it would break the lie he made up to make so much money, which makes all the chaos that happens from those ploys of stealing it pointless
though, in a comedic way, all those times Mr Krabs indirectly caused chaos from this lie usually sort themselves out in the end, which is why the chaos from the secret doesn't bother Krabs too much

[tuxedobird]

Skin theory never states that the character necessarily wear REAL skin, they’re suits. The theory more talks about how normal this is in Bikini Bottom.

[thedarkwolf]

I like how he's able to be nice and calm about the theories he doesn't like instead of bashing them. Personally I love skin theory because i believe it is intended to be a shitpost and not taken seriously. And I think the sheer effort put into the shitpost makes me respect it a lot.

[matthewbeach]

The only thing I dislike about the drug theory is that most of those traits are just basic personality traits. You don’t need to be a heroin user to act like squidward.

[phantomstrider]

Sorry I didn't realise about the crabs in the episode "Kracked Krabs." I missed that episode when researching sorry 😆 But I do personally still think the theory is surprisingly convincing 🤔 Also I've heard Alex theories are great and sorry I hadn't heard of them til these comments 😆 Kudos to Alex Bale for all the great theories! 😀

[jakey]

There was ACTUALLY a whole society of crabs, in the episode “Kracked Krabs”

[MaddieS]

My main issue with squidward being spongebob's guardian is that it sort of makes the moments of genuine connection and care squidward shows for spongebob feel a bit less legitimate. It feels a bit more special to me to take the squidville approach and believe that at the end of the day he really cares for spongebob and enjoys the chaos despite his hard exterior

[tsubaki]

The last one really adds a lot of emotional weight to “Dying For Pie”.