Spongebob Squarepants: Skin Theory

One day when I was watching Spongebob, I noticed something bizarre. This thing was so bizarre that I decided to spend months analyzing every single episode of Spongebob Squarepants in search of answers.
What I ended up finding was a completely original and impossibly well-supported conspiracy theory that will destroy everything we have ever been told about Bikini Bottom.

The world needs to know the truth. This is the video that will change everything.

Watch at your own risk.

This video was created for commentary/analysis and to generate discussion through the presentation of research, protected under fair use.

[benpalmer]

This dude came here and told us something he wasnt supposed to and left.

[stjebvnelabjomskie]

"these writers might have very well been clinically insane"
- skin theory guy

[zachariahm]

“Spongebob squarepants skin theory” is not a combination of words I’d ever think I’d read in my lifetime.

[Acorn]

I have a theory that this guy was a writer in the SpongeBob crew a really long time ago and he was fired for trying to add this theory into the canon storyline of the show. He was silenced and told to never talk about it again but he broke the contract and now that he has spoken the truth the SpongeBob crew is now holding him captive. That's why he hasn't posted in five years..

[brothgurlegion]

This is the perfect example of when you tell your dad a joke and he goes on a hour and 11 minute long lecture about it.

[ringkunmori]

This is like a less serious version of that guy who talked about a single garfield strip for one hour

[Keijoz]

The most disturbing part of this video was that he felt the need to explain that a live salmon doesnt look the same as what a cooked salmon looks like on a plate

[smirkingshark]

I watched this and fell asleep and let me tell you, vaguely hearing “they’re wearing flesh” in your dreams is worse than hearing it while you’re awake

[dannysankyu]

“So let’s say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, the fish aren’t fish and wear fish skin.”

[oceanman_]

Man really just appeared one day. Said everyone in spongebob is a human in a suit and disappeared. Legend

[connoraddison]

the nuclear waste being the cause of the mass psychosis has the most merit because the name bikini bottom is a direct reference to an island that was used as a nuclear testing ground in real life

[TheOneTrueGhostyBoi]

So we aren’t gonna talk about the episode where Sandys fur is a removable skin suit that Plankton steals to pretend he’s Sandy to get a Krabby Patty and everyone legit buys it

[juanitopng]

It’s MY sleepover and I get to choose the movie

[therealbigfoot]

So nobody actually looked this up, right? It was just recommended to millions of people at the same time?

[verdantvixen]

It’s so validating to find someone else who can view the plot lines of relatively unserious media in such a painfully literal way

[colin]

Imagine that this is the first Spongebob-related thing someone sees

[dumbjack]

This basically sums up “I don’t need sleep, I need answers”

[genericchannelname]

The fact that he created this masterpiece, made it have zero ads, and then disappeared proves that this guy is a time traveler that knows something we don’t.

[senatuspopulusqueromanus]

we're not getting out of psych ward with this one

[d-]

the fact that this man made an hour long video called “spongebob squarepants: skin theory”, then disappeared, scares me.