Game Theory: The Kindergarten Family Secret (Kindergarten 2)

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I have SO much fun with Kindergarten and, since playing Kindergarten 2, I've wanted to do another theory on it. Today Theorists, we are diving into to one of the biggest unsolved secrets of this game - a FAMILY secret! Does our dear friend the Janitor have a secret child? One that may even be a part of our class? Pencils down, Theorists! I've got your answer!

#Kindergarten #Kindergarten2 #FamilySecret #Nugget #Secret #Mystery #Janitor #Buggs #DumpsterHag #GameTheory

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Credits:
Writers: Stephanie Patrick
Editors: Tyler Mascola, Dan "Cybert" Seibert, and 
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
Sound Editor: Yosi Berman

[regrettability]

Monty: Your grammar is incorrect.
Janitor: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION.*

[sovietbiscuit]

I can’t get over the fact Stephanie is the one voicing nugget

[yan_darling]

buggs: *is born*
the janitor: aight, imma head out ✌️

[databbs]

The line “ruining your childhood since 2011” never gets old.

[happyfellowship]

**puts nugget in the thumbnail**
**nugget isn't even in the list for the janitor's son**

[mrpizzacat]

“So you know he’s not gonna last long in this world” he fights off a superpowerd monster with a GIANT axe

[boiledoxidane]

Developer: i just put it in there for shits and giggles, doesnt actually mean anything

mat pat: *I THINK NOT*

[Zappysteel]

Fun fact: there is a stab at matpat's last kindergarten video in kindergarten 2. If you interact with the nugget pile in nugget cave the protagonist will say "this is the pile of nuggets that broke my fall, some theorize it should be larger, but apparently its fine"

[Xzan]

Buggs: is born

Janitor: curse of vanishing

[kouhaifukboi]

I thought Buggs had a buzz cut and that’s why his “hair is gray”

[thatlycantomboy]

Matthew “I enjoy my wife’s weird voices way too much” Patrick.

[szweetsztuff]

6:55

You see, this timestamp, marks the fact that the elimination process has started. However, at 7:09 MatPat eliminated the girls, for obvious reasons. He also eliminates the twins, hall monsters, and test subject kids. Nugget is not any of those.

But you see at 7:31 Nugget has been eliminated from the list…

[itsanna]

I’ve seen a comment pointing out the cigarette flaw, but I haven’t seen anyone point out that Buggs’ father went away and never came back but the Janitor said he *gave away* his son

[_del_]

MatPat: “just like our favorite member of the school custodial staff”
Me, thinking of good ol’ Bob: “oof speak for yourself”

[flyingfist]

"Sharpen your pencils without breaking the tip off in the machine-"
Ow, haven't had to think of that pain in a long time.

[scottposton]

Buggs: *mentions "making his dad proud"*
Me: Elizabeth Afton?

[kingpin]

I always forget that nugget is being voiced by mattpats wife. It is so good. She definitely needs to do more voice acting

[crodthesorrysap]

Bob vs janitor: weak
Bob fighting for the children: stronk!

[Alycornz]

"BUGGS HAS _GRAY HAIR!"_
I-I just thought he had a buzzcut-

[KrakensAgony]

Since Kindergarten 3 is coming this is the best thing ever.