Game Theory: DRINK ME Dri̹̣̇̏n̲͙̒͒K͈̥̎̌̄͘ ṃ̛͊͗̒̋Ė̼̦̝̩̀͛̍ ̡̘͓̑͐͋D̐̀̀rIN̩͎̂͞k ḿ̖̰̒ē̛̗͒̂ (OnlyCans)

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When a game like this shows up, you know I have to cover it. Theorists, welcome to OnlyCans. Yes, you read that right. OnlyCans. The game where you take questionable pictures of drink cans. Seems pretty straight forward, right? WRONG! This game is hiding a dark, meaty secret inside its bright and shiny cans. What is it? Only those brave enough to watch will find out...

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Credits:
Writers: Matthew Patrick and Justin Kuiper
Editors: Danial "BanditRants" Keristoufi and Tyler Mascola
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
Sound Editor: Yosi Berman

[fallingapart]

Imagine how sad the creators would be if nobody figured out that there was lore and that they all thought it was a weird can game

[Daemonwii]

"It's a parody indie game with lots of disturbing lore, hidden ARG elements, and a dead kid?"
MatPat: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

[LonelySandwich]

"Welcome to cannibalism week" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear matpat say

[vpfpqfu]

MatPat: “if it says don’t open, we should open it!”
Also MatPat: “just trust me on this, DONT SEARCH IT UP”

[TheStupendium]

Thanks for the lil' shout out for the game's theme song! :)

[GoldieMethrans]

Not even needing to mention that "Thirst Born" sounds like *Firstborn*, thus "first of many" makes perfect sense.

[TastyAxolotl]

i love how onlycans has been trending recently for the song ‘vending machine of love’ but literally no one has realised(or at least mentioned) how it’s literally a psychological horror game

[DRP]

Can’t believe this video wouldn’t have existed without a BFDI fan on Reddit commenting about it

[Player-fpxh]

theres an answer to everything

fnaf: human souls
minecraft: human souls
friday night funkin: human souls
only cans: human souls

[xTriton_]

Person: Hey MatPat, have you checked out this Indie Horror game?

MatPat: *Do you realize how little that narrows it down?*

[oldkingcole]

The unintelligible conversation says:
"You’re sparkling, sparkling, absolutely sparkling. I have to hide you now junior."

[viktor._.dumi]

6:44 as a romanian, i was taken abback by the simple mention of my country. Really shows how literally any kind of interpretation matters huh♡

[limbobilbo]

The living can proudly saying “i will be ceo” makes me laugh everytime

[helmetsandhandgrenades]

If I had a nickel for every disturbing soda indie game I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[kaegerator]

"limited edition jelly bean flavor to get close to high ranking politicians" for those of you unaware, Ronald Reagan was the president at the time, and he always had a jar of Jelly Bellies on his desk, and was regularly seen eating jelly beans in public.

[AnonymousJayie]

MatPat:Don't look up lemon party!
*me thinking it will just be a lemonade party*
Also me:NOPE NOT A LEMONADE PARTY.

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"OnlyCans" sounds like a website to sell gamer girl bathwater IN a can.

[rowdyreese]

The unintelligible conversation at 13:00 says "You look sparkling. Absolutely sparkling. I've got to hide you now junior"

[FayeTheNerd]

For people who don’t know: The jellybean flavor drink is a reference to Ronald Regan since he was trying to fight his cigarette habits with jellybeans, hence the Politicians part in the background

[wanderingneedle]

The person who wanted this episode either:
1. Likes BFDI or
2. Heard "YOYLECAKE!" online and liked it