Game Theory: Can Chicken Nuggets SAVE YOUR LIFE?! | Kindergarten

KINDERGARTEN - a game filled with the nostalgia of youth. Who doesn’t love reminiscing about buying cigarettes on the playground or convincing the janitor to murder your classmates? No? That's not normal? I must have had a odd childhood... Anyway, Kindergarten is full of countless ways to die, one of which is falling into the Nugget Cave. Your only solution to avoid this horrible fate? Obviously a pile of chicken nuggets with all their cushiony goodness. But would this actually work? Well, Loyal Theorists, after hours of research and countless nugget taste... I mean field tests, I have the answer!


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[GameTheory]

For all you fans of Kindergarten, who was your favorite character?

Our choices...
Me: Nugget
Steph: Applegate
Jason: Principal
Chris: Lily

[bloxcarter]

"This is the pile of nuggets that broke my fall. Some theorize that it should be larger, but apparently it's fine"
-Kindergarten 2, interacting with the Nugget Cave's pile of nuggets.

[KotaSlim]

I love the fact that this is pretty much the first ever Food Theory video long before that channel was created. It still holds up even this many years later.

[stephenwilford]

MatPat: Wonder how they found out the survivability chance of a child getting chucked off a building.
Experimenter: *Nervous laughter*

[brucethemidget]

I feel like Mat Pat did this theory just to bring back the nugget voice

[kimd]

Matpat: 340, 800, 000 chicken nuggets!


Me:
We're having Dinner tonight BOIS!

[wafflepup]

Nugget will NOT forget this, NUGGET *AWAY*

[v-girl]

It’s five years after this video, 2022 December 7th. To this day no other channel has been able to replace nugget theories spot. Game theory took the top left, Film theory took the top right, and Food theory is on the bottom left. Nugget has taken over the bottom right section, the fourth section of the food theory.

[sharky]

It's weird to hear Nugget talk to us because Steph does the voice-over of Nugget so well that it seems like his actual, canon voice.

[aj]

300 BC - "Why do we want to be a good person?"

1100 - "Why do we desire the truth?"

1700 - "Why do objects fall to Earth?"

2017 - "Can chicken nuggets save your life?"

[morshulinton]

0:58 I love the fact there actually WAS a FNAF theory 2 episodes after this one.

[jonaut]

You forgot, when chicken nuggets are squished a bit, they break apart, allowing for the ones underneath them to absorb your fall too. The breaking of the nuggets will also provide some more cushioning. It will make it less permanent, but it might be able to absorb your fall.

[scorbun]

ME: "AND THATS JUST A THEORY! A FOO-"
MATPAT: "GAME THEORY"
me: "wait what-"

[hannaa]

This video is Nugget Approved and Nugget wishes for more Nugget theory.

[thathogwartsboi]

Kindergarten 2 made a referance to this theory by saying, "Some theorize the pile of nuggets should be larger."

[BluebellDewdrop]

“Nugget will not forget this. Nugget awaAaAaAaAaAy”

[fyre_hazaard]

"Its not the fall that kills you, its the suddwn stop"

Unless you're a squirrel, which can survive hitting the ground at terminal velocity. In order for the squirrel to die, it would have to fall from 4800 miles in the air, giving it enough time to strave to death.
So the fall kills squirrels, nit the impact.

[bloomishere]

News: Man hospitalized after eating 413 chicken nuggets.

Nugget: a small price for salvation....

[Mystery_Cipher]

I was playing P.L.A and my game was playing Palina’s Theme and I legitimately thought of learning how to sync up and change the pitch of songs and voices to try and sync up Matpat’s voice with the song to make it seem like he was singing his theory in the tune of Palina’s Theme, lol love you Mat!!!

[ninch]

rewatching my fav video of his in honor of his departure !