How to Speak Cat: Lesson 1

[eg-draw]

Cat was like: "dude stop I'm not going to feed you"

[RKtherunawaykid]

Instructions unclear I’m being followed by every cat in a 2 mile radius

[NessaOfDorthonion]

I need a whole list so I can speak my cats language 😺

[Jessamine_S]

I tried this on one of my nephew's cats named Rhett. As soon as I did, he perked right up and went to the kitchen. His brother did this too. It was definitely treat worthy for them.

[TTGT-wcbi]

How do you say, "Clean the house" in a cat? Asking for a friend.

[rasoolcrepsly]

cat be like: Dude I just though my human speaks. I need to drop this catnip shit

[summershea]

I said to my cat and he went straight to the food bowl😂

[smawrtygowty]

This cat is conditioning this man to speak cat. I’m here for it yes.

[krumplethemal]

My cat's response: "good stuff or the shit you've been passing off as food?"

[sentientcardboarddumpster]

My cat does my taxes when given the correct meows

[RichRacc]

I feel like I can tell that the cat is shocked by him knowing the language

[timothylynch]

This guy has one cat’s perspective of language.

I’ve had a dozen cats over my life, once five at the same time.

And all of them had different phrases for the same thing except for “back the fonk off”.

[dillon]

Cat: “shi- he know our language, hide the world domination plans-“

[jaysonshelton]

My cat literally came into the room after the first mah mah mah

[TabithaDembrosky]

My Alfred only has two noises. Motorboat purr when the pets and snacks are nice, and SCREAMING PEAR OF ANGUISH for everything else.

[angeldust]

*Cats not cooperating, Google translate Meh meh meh* 😂

[Rebecca]

That cat's like "omg where"

[ScribbleSpark]

Said it to my cat, she looked at me like I was an idiot 💀💀

[slip]

Hah! You don’t even need to make a sound with dogs, they will ALWAYS know there is food.

[wheathusk]

I am indebted to you for teaching us mememe and meEeh! I have been using all these and my cats look shocked everyday and Ive made multiple cat friends. 🐈 ❤