WHICH EU4 PLAYER ARE YOU?

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WHICH EU4 PLAYER ARE YOU?

[Fertro]

What about the player who ends up staring at the screen like an old person fixated on poker machines? Because that's me, I blink and suddenly it's 1520 and I'm 30 years behind on everything.

[DGAEnjoyer]

Or the “I use diplomacy to only fight super unbalanced wars and dread having to fight the ottomans every game.”

[Jesse_FM]

Me who only plays until 1550 and then starts a new game

[IquonYT]

The "sits at the title screen, looking for a Nation to play, switching through the Start Dates and switching off the PC because its already late"-player is missing

[slaviclettuce]

The guy who forgets I am playing a country and just watches in fascination as empires rise and fall.

[grayfox]

what about the person that only ever plays as tribes for the satisfaction of going from zero to conquering the entire continent?

[jonathanforrest]

You're forgetting they guy who forgot to unpause and has been staring at the game for 15 minutes wondering why it's running so slow.

[PeIeus]

God, I'm Romaboo right down to watching Greek and Roman videos/films whilst consuming red wine and olives

[ducttapeanddreams]

What type of player plays minor powers and then gives up when the Ottomans snake through half the god damned world to play fun police?

[Masvpe]

I will literally spam event 700 into console commands until I get the right ruler with the historical dynasty tag, so I can have an immortal 6-6-6 ruler with the Hohenzollern dynasty for Prussia for example.

I will tag switch to every nation getting too ugly borders and transfer them to someone else.

I also recently finished a campaign where I played as Qing in using a mod which made China as detailed as the HRE in voltaires nightmares mod. Where I dev every single province to 30 dev, with 8, 11, 11 dev spread and expanded infrastructure
And of course all provinces were same religion and culture.

[Mr.s]

you forgot the Custom Nation Player type :D

[ladyariadneii]

> realizes he’s chosen the wrong path multiple times

> continues anyways

[tankoha]

"To windhelm to kill Nazeem " is crazy

[अंकुशझा-सङ]

i am the kind of player who never saw 1700s in my life. i am playing since 10 years almost now. and i have been playing eu3 when eu4 wasnt there.

[FAL]

I am the roman guy but because i start playing as any nation and in the middle of the playthrough i get the itch to conquer the Mediterranean

[espeditolito]

Looking for a comment saying that Nazeem is in Whiterun

[harunkuf]

Achievement runner. I am pretty bad at it but I love trying em. Close to larper but not the same thing.

[spacecats]

I’m a watered down Romaboo. I know a full on Byzantiboo though

[Omniconda]

the 5k hours in the game and never world conquests or forms rome even when trying.

[patnewbie]

You forgot the "Strictly Follows The Mission Tree" sort of player.