EU4 Players Are Only Humans

eu4 colonial gameplay be like

It's just a meme, don't take this seriously

[someonethatlikesyou]

"um i didn't count it, im not really a math guy"

[hotgarbage]

Me wondering why I'm 2 mil techs behind my neighbors

[AntonBerglund]

Paradox on their way to not impliment genocide mechanics in hoi4

[NoMouthNoScream]

It's not about profit, it's about sending a message

[mistery]

Portuguese explaining How their Small Nation became one of the biggest cultures in the world

[JoboGamezzz]

Don’t mind me I’m just a Portuguese guy and the entire coastal populations of Africa and Brazil have oddly enough disappeared

[moajjem]

"There were only plants and animals in the land" - EU4 Portugal player probably.

[trivane]

Attack natives in anbennar mountains be like

[doobulldorph]

Personally I prefer not having the settlements repeatedly rebelling and razing the colony that has taken 12 years to get 400 people

[kylebricky]

Just 982?

“You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers”

Me, colonizing with native assimilation, while playing with Spain:

[Predator]

“It’s a Cannon Event”-EU4 Players explaining why they nearly wipe out their nation so they can wipe out all the natives on a continent.

[luan]

The most frustrating part is when your colonial nation forms and they refuse to let you genocide the natives

[KarlMacmillann]

Nothing wrong with culture converting amirite

[WendysFries]

In my defense, cloves are worth like 8 ducates, so yeah

[Alex_FRD]

Counterargument: revolts are annoying.

[greergrapple]

Me celebrating getting triangular trade, and the cannibal explorer events

[asdasdasdasd]

Colonisers: "I'm a mil tech behind 😢"
Blobbers 4 dip techs behind: "Get on my level"

[bulgar]

Me commiting masive genocides and cultural converting in eu4:

[AHersheyHere]

Spanish Queen: You were only supposed to trade in the New World, not conquer them.
Columbus: They have gold.
Spanish Queen: Have some more military power.