video essays in 10 years

here's why

[unmitigateddisaster]

“‘Morbius 3D Was a Subversive Masterpiece and Here’s Why’ Was a Subversive Masterpiece and Here’s Why” Was a Subversive Masterpiece and Here’s Why [380:00:00]

[darthfrank]

I personally won't watch a video essay unless it is dramatically longer than the thing it's talking about

[TheloyalArcanine]

Chapter 1: The collapse of the Roman empire
Chapter 2: History of Vampires and Etymology of Morbius
Chapter 3: The birth of Cinema
Chapter 4: The history of Youtube
Chapter 5 and 6: A distrubingly detailed biography of hbomberguy &Jared Leto
Chapter 7: A mind numbingly long history of Marvel comics
Chapter 8: Disney
Chapter 9: A Full on Lecture on how 3D effects and CGI work, that is so fucking detailed, you'll come out of it knowing more about how to work with video effects than you did coming in, UNWILLINGLY.
Chapter 10: Its Morbin' Time and the evolution of internet memes (beginning with the richard dawkins)
Chapter 11: Matt Smith, the 11th doctor (recaps all of Doctor Who up to Matt Smith, in addition to another full length biography, and videography leading to Morbius 3D)
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Chapter 25: Conclusion: Morbius 3D was bad AND hbomberguy's review was good but I disagreed with his opinion on the writing quality of dance scene and

[disappointmentprobably]

I totally agree with this. Like, why would you waste time making a video explaining to folks why Morbius is a Subversive Masterpiece when every single person on planet Earth has already seen the film like eight times?

[nasiaamin]

Shortest 25 and a half hours of my life! This video is truely a masterpiece!!

[viljamtheninja]

Video essays when technology has managed to stop humans from aging:
"Here's my ten year long analysis on why video essays are to blame for why not a single human being has met in person another human being in the last ten years"

[person]

It’s crazy the same generation that struggle to sit through 60+ second video can binge an entire documentary series

[radicalcentrist]

We don't really need a video on why Morbius is a masterpiece, I mean I didn't even watch it but I still know it's the most movie of all time.

[TheTrueRandomGamer]

The first thing you got wrong was expecting a 25 hour video essay to praise another one.

[isaacwood]

This is definitely my favorite moment from ““Blood Meridian Or the Evening Redness in the West” as written by “Michael” Morbius McCarthy and the biblical vampire allegory explained” as posted by Man Carrying Thing

[Yougotcaged]

I love and hate video essays. Half the time they're incredibly well put together, well paced videos that feel way shorter then the actual runtime of the video. The other half it's some grown man crying about how a kids movie isn't a subversive masterpiece that pushes the boundaries of filmmaking

[ruggiebuggie]

It is good that people can go, "You know, maybe we were harsh on Spider-Man 3 when it came out."
But, I roll my eyes at, "It's ACTUALLY a SUBVERSIVE MASTERPIECE"

[Viraus]

Seeing "Why Megamind is a subversive masterpiece" in my recommended page for a year radicalized me

[whammo]

I love the implication that HBomberguy is still on Youtube doing the exact same videos in 10 years.

[playingmusiconmars]

This is kinda like every philosopher feels like when they have to read a paper titled "Foucaults critique of Marx' Interpretation of Hegels Dialectic contrasted with Derridas reading of Plato"

[stvksn]

hbomberguy videos will have reached a 5 week runtime by then. i'm disgusted by your lack of insight before making these videos.

[misterrhombus]

"X is a misunderstood masterpiece". No, it's an understood failure

[Rodanguirus]

Listening to video essays in the background has probably been my most frequent source of media consumed over the past few years, and I thoroughly enjoy this ongoing series dunking on them.

[wiesorix]

Oh, I haven't seen "Morbius 3D is a subversive masterpiece", seems like the perfect thing to watch a 25 and a half hour video essay about

[dstinnettmusic]

I much prefer the style of “‘it’s Morbin’ Time’ or why I learned to stop worrying and love the Morb”