that thing youtubers do when they want to sound smart.

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[AFGuidesHD]

When you see a cassette go into a cassette player you just know the video is going to be longer than the movie or game the video is supposed to be about

[PaintingWinterMusic]

He is undeniably correct: it all started at the beginning. That's some sound logic I cannot argue with.

[Jett]

...but before that, I want to thank my sponsor <<BRAND>>

(most replayed part of the video is when the ad read ends)

[DanielTGaming]

As someone who loves essay videos, I HATE how accurate this is.

[fabricioaf]

It ends with a philosophical rant about how bad life is but also how amazing life is and the video is about plastic bags

[zanewise]

Man you really carried the hell out of that thing this time

[shiven]

The history of Teletubbies began here: writes on a typewriter, fast cuts to paper getting out, eyes- POSTMODERNISIM

[tonbonthemon]

Youtubers explaining the "unexplained" with open ended speculation and half-baked theories from internet forums, coming to the conclusion that mystery is what makes life interesting

[crediblesalamander]

I can't wait for when in 20 years they'll be putting DVDs in DVD players to prove how smart they are.

[andi]

It's the year "PAST_YEAR". When the world was shocked at "POLITICAL_EVENT", celebrated "SPORTS_CHAMPIONSHIP" and "EMBARASSING_FASHION_TREND".

[stuckonaslide]

my favorite part of video essays is when they completely forget the thesis and just start talking about capitalism or fred nieteszchzcche or whatever

[KK-efow]

I can't believe you went out and bought all that outdated tech just to show us you meant business.

[JimboRustles]

Why is everything either a 10 second TikTok or a 6 hour video essay now

[Locket.L]

It’s always the videos where the title is “What Happened to ___?” or smth, and the thumbnail is the guy who’s the topic of the video with a black bar over his eyes and glitch effects.

[voodsood]

My trust for a man’s opinion exponentially rises based on the number of buttons he loudly presses

[minerman]

Every april fools you should make a vapid video essay which combines all of these aesthetic techniques you've memed on

[EliLovesAJR]

And then they like immediately go off track

[Ueiksg]

This has undeniably been a video where a man carries a thing

[GhostGhosterson]

Cant forget the part where they say "its full of bad dialogue" and the only way to show its bad dialogue is by zooming into the characters face after/as they say something.

[aduckonaplane]

Right after, they do the shit where they slowly start whispering and make their voice deeper as they get to the end of the sentence while talking about the most mild shit like "and this is where kirby would take a ᵈᵃʳᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵉʳʳᶦᶠʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵘʳⁿ..."