when you only watch 7 hour video essays

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[The_Robbing_Narrator]

How Man Carrying Thing lost everything

[doubleublue]

Why "when you only watch 7 hour video essays" is an Underrated Masterpiece (73 hours long)

[baykkus]

This is too short for me, I will watch it on loop 377 times.

[SAUL_GOOFYMAN]

when you only watch the funny 1 minute videos and not the long book based ones

[evankim]

How Planton Farts and Dies predicted Man Carrying Thing

[daystain]

if only plankton farts and dies was 7 hours long

[jonbovino]

How would I know that the velociraptor is my favorite dinosaur if I hadn’t watched a week worth of video essays on it?

[addressapocalypse]

I hate how accurate this is now. I can only watch a video if it’s 20 minutes or less or 1 hour or more.

[antoniogaravo]

> shot of a VHS tape being inserted into a VHS player
> youtuber walk in frame and sit down
> "strap in, this is gonna be a long one"
> proceed to give a history lesson about why the subject of the video arcs back to world war 2

[classicsteakZ]

Clicking on a video that's over an hour long is either a life-changing experience or the literary equivalent of doing a few laps of your brain in a steamroller with no inbetween

[thetoxicfanbase]

Oh, I remember Guy Carrying Object, creator of 'microscopic organism emits a gaseous dietary response and expires from this mortal coil'

[neetpride]

no one watches 7 hour video essays, we *side-watch* them while playing video games. it's an efficient use of time and not an addiction I swear!

[OverlyAverageBen]

I was disappointed with the ending but then I realized the whole thing was only a minute long and I didn't care. Thanks Thing Man

[Vrushkamir]

How Plankton predicted the Titan immersible:

**Cassete recorder stock video**

"First we have to start at the beginning; in 1832 stop motion animation was created by Carl Schmitz, a poor carpenter from..."

[ChaosAad]

"Why Plankton farts and dies is an underrated masterpiece"

45 hours

[SigFigNewton]

I just watched a six hour video essay that felt so empty. Flaccid. Sometimes it’s not about the quantity, it’s what you do with it.

[Cyranek]

when the essay about the thing is longer than the thing

[Argonight]

Watching longer videos as background noise so I don't have to keep constantly clicking on new videos while I do chores is great.

The issue is when the video distracts me from chores and I'm standing by my desk, broom in hand, like a dad watching the news in the living room.

[Cashcorn]

0:23 Guy Holding Object is almost one of the Youtubers of all time

[sophee]

On a for real note, I am a self employed artist and I don't know where I'd be without these hours and hours long videos. Good for productivity!