Every Country in Golarion Summarised | Pathfinder Lore

What happens when the Guide becomes intoxicated on bloodeye coffee whilst consulting a map of Avistan? Time to find out! (Sorry for the Taldor slander.)
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Chapters
00:00 - Introduction
01:14 - It's F*cking Cold
01:38 - Vikings
01:55 - Russian Narnia
02:19 - Cavemen
02:36 - Demons
02:56 - F*ck Demons
03:13 - Big F*cking Lake
03:23 - Game of Thrones
03:44 - Conan vs. Space Robots
04:04 - Fantasy Transylvania
04:28 - Scientology State
04:45 - Elves
04:57 - 🎶 Money, money, money 🎵
05:14 - Centrists
05:30 - The USSR
05:44 - F*ck the USSR
06:02 - Hobgoblins
06:27 - Zombie Apocalypse
06:48 - Uh Oh
07:11 - WAAAGH!
07:35 - Ruins of Crumbled Empire
07:52 - Crumbled Empire (it got better)
08:14 - Ow the Edge
08:32 - Dragon Paradise
08:54 - Antifa
09:06 - Devil Fascist Empire
09:24 - America! F*ck yeah!!
09:40 - Camelot but sh*tty.
10:00 - Vive la Révolution!
10:17 - Build-a-Kingdom
10:31 - Persia
10:46 - Conclusion
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Music: Army March by Thor Oach

Music: Army of Zombies by Thor Oach

Music: Breath Of Freedom by WinnieTheMoog

Music: Chased By A Demon by Tim Kulig

Music: Circus Of Freaks by Kevin MacLeod

Music: Crusade by Kevin MacLeod

Music: Dark Forces March by Sascha Ende

Music: Evil March by Kevin MacLeod

Music: Laserpack by Kevin MacLeod

Music: Paradise Found Loop by MusicLFiles

Music: Snare Bounce Polka by Kevin MacLeod

Music: The Path of the Goblin King v2 by Kevin MacLeod

Music: Thomas Rhymer's Fugue To The Kingdom Of Faerie by Justin Allan Arnold

Music: Vampires Party All Night by WinnieTheMoog

Music: Wild West Vikings by Alexander Nakarada

This media project would also like to credit the following artists for the following works included in this video:
- Amok - Aegon I Targaryen.
- Andrew Eakett - Castrovel rune.
- Andrew Hou - a Kyonin settlement.
- Ben Wootten - the Starstone Cathedral.
- Caio Maciel Monteiro - 'Bloodplains'.
- Cartographer Rob McCaleb - map of the Inner Sea Region and Golarion, including as a globe.
- Craig J. Spearing - the various flags and liveries, Rasputin, and the Razmiri priests.
- Diana Martinez - Priest of Razmir.
- Ekaterina Burmak - cover artwork of the Return of the Runelords adventure path.
- General parchment background by Freepik.
- GettyImages - the flat Earth.
- Harrison Merrill - political maps of Taldor.
- Joshua J. Frost - Thassilon rune.
- Mu-Young Kim - prophet of Kalistrade.
- Narolas - political map of Brevoy and its neighbours.
- Oksana Federova - Anastasia Romanova.
- OpenTome by DougitDesign.
- Paizo's in-house artists - Aroden with the Starstone, Hellknight Cavalry Brigade, the Imp, Numeria, and the Worldwound.
- Redditor u/Derryzumi - satirical map of the Inner Sea Region.
- Redditor u/givemeserotonin - composite map of the Starstone Isles, using Rob McCaleb's map as a base.
- Shen Fei - Kintargo, capital of Ravounel.
- Tomasz Chistowski - Chelish society and the Knights of Lastwall fighting in the Gravelands.
- Additional artwork was created by the video author using the Midjourney neural network.

[theloretour]

This is what happens when my Pathfinder session gets cancelled and I pour all my energy into editing overnight!

[AlexanderBaird]

This feels like all of the quality you’d expect from a Lore Tour video with a healthy helping of “a crap guid to D&D” energy mixed in 😂

[scottlette]

That ridiculous map is still one I point my players to for a quick and crass summary of each national region.

[theth]

8:48 Wow, Hermea sounds perfect! Absolutely nothing suspicious happening there.

[Karishet]

I love this! I already sent this video to my players as we're having a "Pathfinder Society" style campaign, adventuring around the continent and this will give them some insight into the places they visit!

[Alsritt]

Look, I dearly love the Guide's slow, methodical, informative and friendly demeanor in every other video.

But sleep deprived, caffeine-addled Guide had me COMPLETELY IN STITCHES the entire time, oh my god. It's not an always food, but more of the dry wit wouldn't go amiss

[Beriorn]

The River Kingdoms are what happens when you turn the Holy Roman Empire into a state of anarcho-monarchism, then add a LOT of rivers.

[atlasaurus]

I am simultaneously terrified and incredibly curious to know what further beautiful chaos happens if the Guide consumes a considerable amount of alcoholic beverage pre touring instead 👀 This video is actually stunning, I must rewatch immediately

[CooperativeWaffles]

Great overview.
Once going, it seemed this lecture planned on touching on almost every piece of lore connected to Golarion
Wow.

[cernunnos_lives]

Looking at that map 😂
Love your tour. It made the whole map interesting. And got me engaged.
You definitely earned my subscription brother.

[mattd]

Awesome summary video, your videos are always a treat. Your Absolam series has actually inspired me to run a game set in the City. Hope you keep making amazing content ❤

[Kriptini]

This was good, but you missed the Five Kings Mountains!

[bluenine]

I picked up a bunch of Reaper Pathfinder minis recently and diving into the world while I paint them has been fantastic, thank you!

[Temeluchas]

Ladies and gentlemen, that is what a high-quality shitpost looks like =)

[redixdoragon]

When you're not ready to jump into Starfinder, you can dip your toes into Robot Flaming Laser Swords.

[halfbakedblake]

Entertaining and informative. Thank you citizen. Any chance you would do starfinder?

[alexakalx]

Fck you are hilarious xD love your vid, exactly the kind of lore video i was looking for, because they usually are way to dry for my taste

[TheFlyingPg]

Do you think the level of knowledge conveyed here is what would be considered common knowledge for new adventures?

[rodrigosouza]

could you please link the maps? including the islly one :P

[kylestanley]

Think you can do one of these for Tian Xia?