2-Hour Compilation of the Dumbest People of Reddit

#Reddit #AskReddit

[rugalbernstein]

Actually water allergies technically exist, it's called Aquagenic Urticaria, but it's not something that makes you vomit, it's a rare condition that causes skin to break out in hives when exposed to water.

[cd]

"Dong fell off", what a bad day to have ears and eyes

[TDF]

0:00 - Landlords, what is the stupidest reason you've had to evict someone?
25:50 - Doctors of Reddit, what was your dumbest r/IAmVerySmart patient experience?
53:31 - Police officers of Reddit, what is the stupidest/unluckiest criminal you've faced?
1:16:18 - What was a moment you said to yourself: 'dang, I actually AM stupid'?
1:37:56 - Think of the smartest person you know, what is the dumbest thing they've ever done?

[Ambipie]

I didn't need to know the lengths that penile necrosis could go.

[jupitersnoot]

OK the idea of that woman going to all the trouble to meet with the Dalai Lama, only to be told to go back and trust Western medicine, is just perfection

[mysteryminx]

RE: Krogers story. Kenny Rogers had an astonishing sense of humor and loved a good joke. While 'Krogers' might not be true, it IS true that he once appeared as himself in "Legends In Concert" a look a like show that ran at the Imperial Palace in Vegas. He just showed up and hit the stage with the Dolly Parton impersonator and sang "Islands In the Stream". And the entire audience fell for it. His other great gag was during the run of the "Jay Leno Tonight Show" -- at the time there was a "Kenny Rogers' Roasters" (a chain of grilled chicken fast food joints) across the street from the NBC studios in Burbank, CA. Jay ramped up some reason to leave his studio, and take a crew across the street to see what was up at "Kenny Rogers..." He walks in the door and there's Kenny Rogers, in the employee apron and hat, running the register, took the order and packed it up with a totally straight face. (Source: worked at NBC when this happened, we got the feed for "The Tonight Show" live on the lot -- the show is shot in the afternoon and then edited for the evening broadcast. So we'd all have the live feed on in the offices. We completely lost it, and the crew of an entire game show went stampeding off the lot to go cheer on Kenny Rogers and Jay, honestly two of the funniest and nicest guys in show biz. Rogers made sure to say hello to every one of us, shake hands, sign autographs and so did Jay. And we actually DID get chicken!) Kenny would've loved the 'Kroger' joke and he would've sworn it was true and probably would've shown up at a stock holders meeting or something. Country Pop may not be everyone's thing, but I will always be a fan of Kenny, both as a performer and as an amazingly hilarious prankster.

[Sarah-yjlf]

The comment about married actors doing sex scenes made me think of the guy who played President Eisenhower on AHS. He won't even kiss anyone but his wife for work. I know that seems insane for an actor, but he sounds like the sweetest husband in the world.

[bleepbloop]

1:29:34 I'm sobbing at "Dong's Sporting Goods" was that really necessary to censor???lmaoooo

[RSSquid]

"Should I roll it up in a piece of bread?"
Dude are you a labrador?

[RCTPatriot]

$50 per day is criminal, signing that lease is stupidity. I lived in places where it was $50 one time + $5 per day. That's reasonable.

[Calebthedopegoat]

“An illegal water ice business” how can we call our country free if it’s somehow illegal to run a water/ice or whatever business

[ZacksPLs]

I'm not the smartest person I know but I'm working on a robotic and industrial automation engineering degree: It once took me 20min to figure out how to spell cheese

[jmjedi]

That dong story really made me uncomfortable

[jackcasey]

I was on the phone with a good friend of mine who lives up the block. After about twenty minutes I said “Abby I just can’t find my phone!”. She goes, “Jack, how exactly are you talking to me?”

She says she heard the facepalm from the other end of the block.

[TerabyteAIX]

The biggest thing I have learned with the landlord thing:
*BACKGROUND CHECKS ARE IMPORTANT*
[also kinda helps that my stepmother is a landlord]

[salemsrevenge]

my favorite line in this whole upload
"I knew they were living in the empty lot next to Walmart but no one asked me...."🤨😂

[Babies]

The dong cup made me laugh more than I should have

[yourslavicfriendsmiles]

"loosing" a knife after looking away for 3 seconds
apparently i just magically moved shit from my bed to a drawer and forgot about it for a few days, i legit forget that i put it away its just so weird my only answer is that my memory of that few seconds is erased

[ThisDumbGame]

Whenever the AI voice over pronounces Ma'am as Mom I can't help but laugh

[EvilGremlin]

1:19:20 I've done this sort of thing before. Was in a supermarket at the checkout, asked for a cashback, paid, grabbed my groceries and walked out without my cashback.. I realised it the next morning and came in and luckily the kid on the checkout till was working and he remembered me. He said he was just stood there with my money like "wtf happened? Where's the customer gone??"

I had to sign some sort of release for it, but I felt like such an idiot