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[ItsGavin]

this isn’t in our recommended, we chose to come back

[Leeslife]

Title: dumb ways to die
197 million people: oooh what does this button do

[Renderfume]

This video saved me, before watching this I was about to set fire to my hair, poke a stick at a grizzly bear, eat medicine that's out of date, use my private parts as piranha bait, get my toast out with a fork, do my own electrical work, teach myself how to fly, eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie, invite a psycho killer inside, scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride, take my helmet off in outer space, use a clothes dryer as a hiding place, keep a rattlesnake as a pet, sell both my kidneys on the Internet, eat a tube of super glue, press a mysterious red button, dress up like a moose during hunting season, disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason, stand on the edge of a train station platform, drive around the boom gates at a level crossing, and run across the tracks between the platforms. Thank goodness I saw this video in time!

[DJ-gcbj]

Whoever at metro decided to promote railroad safety by writing a song and game about dying in stupid ways deserves the biggest raise in the whole universe from the government and president

[thanosforpresident]

How to deal with depression?

Google: get some help
Bing:

[nrcocmln]

The fact that the lyrics may be horrific but it actually tells us to be safe makes me so proud that this game is part of my childhood

[ptholhr]

The nostalgia
11 YEARS AGO
I still think about this song while taking a walk

[THECURSEDABOMANATION]

11 YEARS LATER AND IT'S STILL A BOP!!! Where's 2024 Gang? 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

[da_last]

Remember the moral of the story:
*"Be safe around trains"*

[floydisaloser]

Who else use to play this game as a toddler and was never disturbing

edit: how is this comment still getting replys 🧍‍♀️

[EraX]

I remember looking through my old phone, fixed it, and found this game, and remembered this song. The amount of nostalgia from this game is astonishing. I wonder if a lot of people feel the same way?

[RickachuCXVI]

The "be safe around trains" was the biggest plot twist of the 2010s

[ravinefox]

I just love the voice of the person who's singing

[cypmvi]

This song, and game, kept me away from using a fork to get the Pop-Tarts that fell and got stuck deep inside my toaster right after they were finished toasting.






I couldn't think of another way to get them out back then.

[XxskidudekidxX]

Such a throwback. 11 years is insane. I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL

[enochramos]

0% corona
0% bashing
100% dumb ways to die
(yeah i edited it cause someone else is bashing me)

[matthewray]

“They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly the dumbest ways to die”

[Valentina-fw]

On The Verge of Death-
Hey Siri, play dumbs ways to die

[rishannaelalam]

who remembers when you could come to this song from the og game by clicking on the train station?

this game had a giant impact on my life when i was only 4 years old in 2015

[goldiegoose]

Whoever at Metro decided that their next safety PSA should be a song and game about dying in stupid scenarios deserves the biggest raise in history